Smashing Bloke

Smashing Bloke

@firebombcorner.bsky.social

Hot- in a kind of lockdown & half a bottle of Prosecco kind of way.

98 Followers 64 Following 660 Posts Joined Nov 2024
11 months ago

I love this sooo much. I’m still playing football at 50.

Great to see you enjoying it. Keep going with it.

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11 months ago

Bite them back.

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11 months ago

Just realised how rude I’ve been…

List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.

1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep

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11 months ago

Looks like somebody-wumbody might be getting their comeuppancey wuppancey.

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11 months ago

If you die tragically before meeting Su, I’ll organise a whip round and we can get this engraved on your head stone.

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11 months ago

List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.

1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep

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11 months ago

I’ve read entire books with less content than this!

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11 months ago

All about the ordinal numbers…

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11 months ago

Where is the best place for incels?
In cells.

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11 months ago

Bless her, she looks so happy!

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11 months ago

If it cut to the end so I can see how they dress I’d be in for watching…

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11 months ago
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Paging Carol Gray!!!

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11 months ago

I’ve heard he’s never deactivating again.

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11 months ago

Yes? How May I help?

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11 months ago
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11 months ago
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Oh do fuck off google…

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11 months ago

What’s a weekly stand up? Some sort of meeting carry on?

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11 months ago

I can’t share photos either atm (probably for the best), but I keep having to change the password.

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11 months ago

Does anyone else keep getting locked out on here?

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11 months ago

And they also just about stretch all the way to the floor!

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11 months ago

KP clearly dearly loves Harvey, as he does her. But I’m not sure as much as he does trains. Whenever I feel down I watch videos of Harvey watching trains. The joy is infectious. KP has done a great job with him.

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11 months ago

I’m a special school head, I had a different perspective which was, in the light of your insight, incorrect.
I thought KP had trained Harvey to say that to bullies, which is absolutely laudable. Since then I’ve heard idiots say ‘Harvey Price’ intended as an insult & the recipient say ‘thank you’.

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11 months ago

Hello. I used to be a banker, and then inexplicably I was appointed moral guardian of the established church of the country with the 6th largest economy in the world, a role I failed, because I ignored all the noncing I knew about. And then I resigned.

Would you still like to hear my opinions?

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11 months ago

I’m just shouting into the void here. There’s nothing any of you can do, except keep being silly sausages and helping me smile. I’ll be catching up on the timeline later.

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11 months ago

Since Ofsted shifted to be less damaging to school leaders, I’ve never had a settled or calm Sunday.
The existential dread starts on a Saturday night & runs until 12:30 on the Monday. The stress and pressure is unsustainable. Who’d have thought Ofsted would make it worse? All I do is work/think work

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11 months ago

First stanza of Deutschland Uber Alles. There’s just *something* about that song…

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11 months ago

My Twitter never converted to X. Eventually it just stopped. Philp arrives here every now & again to call us dweebs!

How are you doing?

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11 months ago

TBF, you’ve a valid reason for the poor memory Nic!

I only lingered on Twitter for you and Philp. Good people.

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