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Smashing Bloke

@firebombcorner.bsky.social

Hot- in a kind of lockdown & half a bottle of Prosecco kind of way.

94 Followers  |  64 Following  |  660 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2024  |  1.7449

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I love this sooo much. I’m still playing football at 50.

Great to see you enjoying it. Keep going with it.

05.04.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bite them back.

05.04.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just realised how rude I’ve been…

List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.

1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep

05.04.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like somebody-wumbody might be getting their comeuppancey wuppancey.

04.04.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.04.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you die tragically before meeting Su, I’ll organise a whip round and we can get this engraved on your head stone.

04.04.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.

1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep

04.04.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve read entire books with less content than this!

04.04.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All about the ordinal numbers…

04.04.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is the best place for incels?
In cells.

04.04.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless her, she looks so happy!

03.04.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it cut to the end so I can see how they dress I’d be in for watching…

03.04.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paging Carol Gray!!!

03.04.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve heard he’s never deactivating again.

03.04.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes? How May I help?

02.04.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.04.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh do fuck off google…

02.04.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s a weekly stand up? Some sort of meeting carry on?

02.04.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t share photos either atm (probably for the best), but I keep having to change the password.

02.04.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else keep getting locked out on here?

01.04.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And they also just about stretch all the way to the floor!

31.03.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KP clearly dearly loves Harvey, as he does her. But I’m not sure as much as he does trains. Whenever I feel down I watch videos of Harvey watching trains. The joy is infectious. KP has done a great job with him.

31.03.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a special school head, I had a different perspective which was, in the light of your insight, incorrect.
I thought KP had trained Harvey to say that to bullies, which is absolutely laudable. Since then I’ve heard idiots say β€˜Harvey Price’ intended as an insult & the recipient say β€˜thank you’.

31.03.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello. I used to be a banker, and then inexplicably I was appointed moral guardian of the established church of the country with the 6th largest economy in the world, a role I failed, because I ignored all the noncing I knew about. And then I resigned.

Would you still like to hear my opinions?

30.03.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just shouting into the void here. There’s nothing any of you can do, except keep being silly sausages and helping me smile. I’ll be catching up on the timeline later.

30.03.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since Ofsted shifted to be less damaging to school leaders, I’ve never had a settled or calm Sunday.
The existential dread starts on a Saturday night & runs until 12:30 on the Monday. The stress and pressure is unsustainable. Who’d have thought Ofsted would make it worse? All I do is work/think work

30.03.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First stanza of Deutschland Uber Alles. There’s just *something* about that song…

29.03.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Twitter never converted to X. Eventually it just stopped. Philp arrives here every now & again to call us dweebs!

How are you doing?

29.03.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TBF, you’ve a valid reason for the poor memory Nic!

I only lingered on Twitter for you and Philp. Good people.

29.03.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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