Tara

He has though. I just watched the highlights of Man U Crystal Palace and yeah. He's got big old jugs.

No. Twitter was still horrible

Casimero has enormous tits

STOP POSTING SCREENSHOTS FROM TWITTER

No actually FOUR

We found THREE today when we were going to get our pizza

Shower of cunts. Drop it outside the council house

There's a house near me that has the door number written on in Sharpie

I don't know what you posted but I'm sorry that this happened. People are bastards x

The Aquabats on stage at Birmingham

The Aquabats were *superb* as support last night in a gig at the O2 Academy (Less Than Jake's Winter Circus Tour). Inflatable sharks, pizza and beach balls were thrown away with gay abandon, and I think they picked up a *lot* of new fans. 50-something blokes in spandex having the best time :)

Look at us
We're so fucking cool

YES 🙌🏻

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

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I had a lovely weekend in Brum with @davidjcourt.bsky.social @jenbren.bsky.social @sinistercinemastudios.art @theednawatkins.bsky.social and @safers.bsky.social

Very VERY fucking much needed.

Hooray for friends.

Thank you friends. Thriends.

Nb: This post is NOT about the USA

Me in my Aquabats helmet and goggles

David in my Aquabats helmet and mask

So The Aquabats were fucking brilliant as usual.

Just have Mellow Birds, you fancy bastard

Youuuuu are my main man

Play Up You Beautiful Sky Blue Bastards #PUSB

This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂

🦁

I MAGUYVERED THAT SHIT

I'm on it. I have a tea light holder that I think is the right size, if not, water in a bag will do it 🙌🏻

That's my plan

Ooh!

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We do t have a bath at home, only a shower. This apartment has a bath. So exciting.

Just looked.

No fucking plug 😞

Gonna tell the kids World War 3 was started by one of the cast members of Home Alone 2.

As someone who sliced them thumb open the other week on a mando, I approve your message

My brain too 😂

No you see it's fine. The Irish are fair game to have their accents taken the piss out of because it's just the craic*eye twitches*

Look I've had a shitty week and I'm currently in Birmingham waiting to catch up with pals to see Less Than Jake and The Aquabats so if you could lay off nuking the entire planet til after that gig, I'd be thankful.