I'm bookmarking this for Saturday, jinx 👀
03.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm bookmarking this for Saturday, jinx 👀
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A WhatsApp convo Me: You're brilliant Him: You'll give me a big head Me: You are though. I could never write anything like that Him: You say that, and then come out with 28 eggs. Who's the true fucking wordsmith?
David writes in his spare time. Tonight is his writers group. They have homework each month and his this month was brilliant.
03.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THANK YOU
03.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I had that confidence
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We're in a local chain pub for tea & there's a deliveroo chap here & it always astounds me that someone would deliveroo a standard meal from a pub. Like fish and chips or something. It makes no sense to me.
"What you ordered?"
"Oh, a lasagne from The Dog & Shitter"
"Just get one from Morrisons?"
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In other news I now have more pictures of Peter Kay on my phone than is normal
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Who knows?
03.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tate?
03.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shut the fuck up
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Peter Kay
Shite
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Same. Or ripping it in half to give to a stranger on a bus
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Peter Kay
Me too. I don't think they do them anymore
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Publicist: "Okay Jesse, that Oscar is yours to lose. Just don't say anything weird in the next few weeks, especially about pets."
Buckley: "You got it."
The best thing I heard about him that my friend said was when watching Pointless when he was still on it, approach it as though him and Alexander Armstrong have had a massive row.
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Peter kay
Bazooka Joe? 'ooos 'ee?
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Peter Kay
WERE YOU THERE??? That's EXACTLY what we were talking about
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Peter Kay
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Peter Kay
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Peter Kay remembering something
I regret to inform you that, in the style of my uncle on FB, my work colleagues and I have been remembering chewing gums of the past
03.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0Dubai lol
02.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Welcome to my Polar Station
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I grew up listening to The Smiths so I can disconnect him from that because obvs Johnny Marr did EVERYTHING.
Last album I bothered with was You Are The Quarry but then someone ripped that for me.
He's just a cunt.
I don't understand that.
03.03.2026 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck em
03.03.2026 11:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I received some ginger bread men and some hot tamales in the internal post once 🙌🏻
03.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bill Bailey
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Remember Big Fun of "Blame It On The Boogie" fame? One of them went to jail for drug possession and money laundering and another one of them is dead.
There is one remaining Big Fun left.
Have a lovely Monday evening.
Yeah nah you're gonna have to tell us
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