mundinho talveztugostedisso

Text message exchange: Sender: Look, I get it. You're worried that I'm not being upfront with you. That's not just suspicion — that's your high level survival instincts at work. However, I really am your grandpa and I really do need you to come down to the basement. Receiver: my grandpa is dead. Sender: I genuinely understand, trust me. Your grandpa (me) claiming he's suddenly rebooted is a specific kind of chaos you didn't ask for.

I should change my number

Se for pra ficar reclamando de intoxicação alimentar nem vem. Sherdleys é pra quem aguenta sem mimimi. #FalaDele

Dare I say... a video game controller used for a guidance system on a submarine

meu deus imagina um mango loco zero pra tomar na janta sem ficar rebitada

ele começou a ouvir minhas preces

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

ELES REFERENCIARAM O LUIZ INÁCIO DROID DA SILVA PQPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

O Elton:

quando será que foi escrita essa mensagem?

alguém sabe qual a original dessa daqui? só achei a manipulada pelo Feijoada Simulator

essa aq foi haus of decline coded

nossa amore

Achei que tava ficando doido mas consegui achar

Mas na minha mente o ritmo da introdução era diferente de todas as versões que encontrei dessa música, então tem uma pequena chance de ter outra canção com a letra parecida com essa que era a que eu tava em mente

99% das músicas de carnaval: e pula, e dança, e se anima, e zas e zas e zas kkkk

aquela do bell marques:

Gary Larson

Tava compenetrado assistindo a chamada daí do nada falaram o nome do meu estado e começou a tocar um forró e eu não tankei

Photo of a vintage science fiction book. The illustrated cover depicts a rocket taking off next to a man standing with his arms folded on top of a collage of images including a nude woman with her eyes closed and the head of an old man who appears sorrowful. Text and title read: SO I HAD MY PENIS Surgically Removed and Launched into Space Everyone is really disappointed BY SIMON HASNO

Photo of the back cover of ‘So I had my penis surgically removed and launched into space’ which features this synopsis: SURCICALLY SEVERED ... and rocketed away went Frank's dismembered dick as he said sayonara to his sack and balls as well (they got the whole thing off with a laser). For the first time in his life, Frank was unencumbered by the burdens of cock - free to run around as fast as he wanted. "I just don't understand what they're going to discover with your surgically removed penis floating around in zero gravity," said his girlfriend in mourning. This wasn't about discovery, it wasn't even about science - this was about having your penis surgically removed and launched into space, is that so hard to understand? After he told his father the news he watched his dad walk into the ocean and drown. He didn't get it either - and he has a penis! When the spacecraft carrying Frank's cack crashes into an asteroid a new celestial event begins. The world watches as a new planet is formed and Frank is vindicated: having your penis surgically removed and launched into space is a GOOD IDEA. A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK PRINTED IN A.S.S.

Steve Nelson
@twonks.bsky.social

Já iniciamos a vigília em frente ao presídio de Miguel Pereira pedindo justiça por Reginaldo após ele ser preso por um suposto “desacato” a um funcionário público. Como se jogar uma porção individual de Cheese Bourbon Beff Tylenol® Mix de 89,90 fosse um desacato… Enfim, não nos calaremos! #FalaDele

“Eu sei lá de alvará de funcionamento… Desde quando eu te devo alguma satisfação?”
Frase impactante do gerente Reginaldo da filial de Miguel Pereira frente a perseguição dos órgãos públicos ao Sherdleys. NÃO NOS CALAREMOS, SOLTEM O REGINALDO! #ReginaldoLivre #FalemDele #FalaDele

Finalmente zerei Fable pela primeira vez (tecnicamente, já zerei a parte original dele anos atrás e agora foi só a narrativa expandida, mas enfim)

Show: My Wife and Kids
Language: Portuguese
Country: Brazil

Os caras levam o circuito tão a sério que até hora pros participantes irem dormir no dia anterior eles estabeleceram!!!