Daiquiri!

THIS IS INCREDIBLE AAAAAA

You gave me a heart attack and I had to make sure this wasn't the business account LMAO

It's when you insert yourself into someone else and then four friends stand on the corner of each bed and jump up and down to simulate thrusting. It's a loophole where you don't thrust in your partner yourself therefore you aren't actually having sex and staying chaste.

Fondly remembering the times I helped my friends have a mormon soaking at FWA and still disappointed that we weren't able to help them achieve climax because we were laughing so hard

Never submit so fast in my LIFE.

I respect the hell out of those old gay dudes at resorts with like the irreparably hard pointy nipples. The ones you can juice oranges on.

Not like in a sexual way. Just like whatever they had to do to earn those, mad respect. Just the most insane nipples you’ve ever seen. That’s dedication.

It’s stupid and bad but I drew all of it from scratch and that’s what matters. (It’s supposed to be mountains and mist shut up)

Okay then maybe do your part by not using AI generated images in order to make posts like this, like the hypocrisy here would make a politician blush

I feel like I even talked about this while streaming I was like "Sandbox games aren't my thing, I need objectives, I need to find solutions to things" lmao and this doesn't sound like that.

I think I'm finally going to listen to my gut and not take the bait on Pokopia.

I didn't like ZA. I don't like Animal Crossing OR Minecraft. I don't think this time that it being "Pokemon" is enough for me to drop the $$.

Hello. :3

Mimosas w/ the lovely @daiquiripanda.bsky.social to start my Sunday Funday <3

Nice penis bro

I passed out SO early last night holy shit I’m sorry telegram messages XD

AND looking good!

Obligatory “I’m sorry if I blew past you with a drive-by hug, my dealers den blinders are on and I swear I’m not trying to run away from you” post ;_;

Commish for @saiotter.com! 🦴

Oh my god this is perfect in every way

Girl no one’s gunna be looking at you with their face buried in the pillow XD

*eep* 😳

🎨: @thezestiestbone.bsky.social

Duh, he borrowed* this outfit from Kass.

*(Picked it up off of Kass’ floor)

THANK. FUCK.

Hey! 👋🏻

There will be about a 4 week delay but coming right up, good dogs deserve it. 🫡

I’d rather let tablespoons of creatine powder facefuck me than eat egg whites that shit is so gross

Bumblebees are the golden retrievers of insects.

Does anyone I know play Balatro Multiplayer? >_>

Are things tough? Yeah. But Noodles has a stick. So remember that before you think of anything else. :3

yippee

I was like “what took you so long to draw him” LOL