ban

] i have to check bsky every few days because what if maggie has drawn more lifechanging battat art and i don’t see it

] i know /lh

[ SNIFFLE ] sShes beautiful

] squirts you with the spray bottle

] only just right now realized pigeon’s pupils are pink and yellow. Do you think battat looks her baby in the eyes and sees friend staring back at her. Anyways

] i can forgive you. but i cannot forgive her for being french

] literally be nice to her i’m in my twenties and she’s doing better than me

] BABY GIRL BABY!!!!!

] BABY BABY BABY

] i need to see timeskip pigeon

] this, too, is frotting

i don’t think it’s nice to lie. pigeon is a pathetic sopping wet little creature but so is every baby so it’s okay. i’m endeared regardless.

( just like her mom…… )

battie.

[ holding onto her shoulders. gently. ]

i don’t think you have it in you to raise a child that COULD hate you.

i know you can do it..

you’ll get there..

i know you’ll be a good mom.

[ .. she *made* muffins? and she’s offering one—? to them—? ]

.. ?

.. okay. just making sure.

.. am i invading your privacy—? 💦

I am unfamiliar with the operations of a polycule i just figured you having a baby is kind of a big deal and worth paying attention to yes

] Hi

] featherless baby bird

yes dear

that’s one of the nicest things anyone’s ever said about me, so..

cherie..

i only got one of those words but i think it was the only one i needed..

[ EYES SPARKLING ]

can you say more things to me in french please

You’re incredible

[ <— only got the words ‘puppet’ and ‘stupid’ out of that and can parse the meaning but is still blushing at the accent anyway ]