Luke Aylward

At least #lufc can't ruin next weekend

"30p Lee's being a bellend again"
A loud sigh
"Fuck it, I'll just walk to the Co-Op"
"Elon is the worst autistic"
"I miss Raphinha"

Also, I need to do something that isn't comms.

I need to be better at taking rejection.

Watching the WDF World Masters #darts stream right now. Poor Antony Dundas is doing commentary as well as being on MC duties.

Jimmy van Schie vs Jeff Smith should be a decent final. Same goes for Rachna David and Lorraine Hyde 🇳🇱 🇨🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇳🇴 🎯

Humphries, that is

Not sure I'd count the PDC World Cup as a major, but if he qualifies for it, I can see him retaining the Players Championship Finals and winning a couple more majors next year

I don't count the German Darts Championship that Co Stompé won, much as I love him

If Gian van Veen wins the Euros final, he'll become the fifth Dutch player to win a PDC major, as well as the fifth to win one after becoming World Youth Champion #darts

Okay, he's gone one round further than that. If he wins the final, he should at least be in the conversation for next year's Premier League #darts

Can't sleep because I'm pissed off about work stuff.

The only thing keeping me from having the mother of all meltdowns this week is the new Map Men book coming in the post on Thursday.

It's gone to Jamai van den Herik, who's next spot down on the Development Tour rankings

Humphries and Littler in the same quarter of the draw for the Euros. Fancy van Veen to reach the semis and successfully defend the ranking points he got there two years ago #darts

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Happy new Møl track day #blackgaze

A pic of a half-pint glass of a stout that's on top of a wooden table in a bar.

Spending an afternoon in The Record Café in #Bradford alone whilst on annual leave.

On the one hand, being the only punter in is nice, but it's a shame that I'm the only one in.

Maybe it's the clash with the Worth Valley Beer Festival. #RealAle

I'm never using Too Good To Go or shopping at the Mayo Avenue branch of Morrisons again.

Wondering if the World Youth Champion spot for Ally Pally goes to her should she win the final.

Beau Fucking Greaves! #darts

It'd be sorted for a while.

True. Also explains why Gian van Veen is entering, although it's a potentially easier route towards GSoD qualification.

I reckon Littler is entering the World Youth Championship because he's booked accommodation for the Players Championship Finals in Minehead months in advance. Just in case he doesn't qualify for that, if he makes the World Youth final, he won't have wasted his money completely #darts

I'm going to be weirded out by the Littler vs. Price match until Monday morning at the earliest #darts #WGP

Starting on double 17 is definitely a choice. Working for Wright, though #darts #WGP25

Hoping that Cammy Menzies goes on a run in the #WGP25, just to make it more likely that he and Ando play together at next year's PDC World Cup for Scotland. It would be the funniest pair ever #darts

This session's going to end past midnight, isn't it? #darts #WGP25

Sadly, it means no Rashad Sweeting 😢

Jesus Salate is the first Argentinean to qualify for the PDC World Championship! #darts 🇦🇷 🎯

Same applies this weekend. Next week involves so much peopling.