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Ryan Bordow

@ryanbordow.bsky.social

Critic at AZBigMedia, member of the Seattle Film Critics Society, theology devotee, and beloved household name (may depend on household).

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…at some point.

26.02.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna start over here in 2025.

10.12.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE TASTE OF THINGS is opening a lot of places. It’s really lovely.

14.02.2024 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: 'Killers of the Flower Moon' is the work of a master - AZ Big Media Killers of the Flower Moon tells the true story of the Osage Reign of Terror, a series of murders wrought by a cabal of wealthy whites.

I will also re-up my KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON review as it’s on Apple TV today. If you haven’t seen it, carve out a few hours!

12.01.2024 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Seattle Film Critics Society has settled on our top 10 movies of the year!

I nominated only two of theseβ€”can you guess which?

19.12.2023 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.11.2023 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CATS 2 - FULL MOVIE
We made a movie called CATS 2. CATS 2 - FULL MOVIE

Special mention to CATS TWO, which didn’t make the cut because we live in a fallen world. It’s a no-budget, unsanctioned sequel to CATS, and it’s fucking bizarre and glorious. The last 11 minutes is one long song of weird cat names. Whole thing’s on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGkD...

08.11.2023 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re in Seattle, these will be screening at SIFF Egyptian starting December 5th, one night only for each. My personal favorite is FANTASY A GETS A MATTRESS, which you’ve probably seen flyers for if you’re here. It’s ludicrous, like Gregg Araki meets John Waters. Very fun.

08.11.2023 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Seattle Film Critics Society (SFCS) Announces Nominees for 2023 Pacific Northwest Filmmaking Awa... The Seattle Film Critics Society (SFCS) Announces Nominees for Second Annual Pacific Northwest Filmmaking Award and Local Screenings at SIFF Cinema Egyptian in December Since 2022, the Seattle Film Cr...

I and some other members of the Seattle Film Critics Society spent the last year narrowing down movies for our best of the PNW award. Here’s our top 5!

β€’DREAMIN' WILD
β€’EVEN HELL HAS ITS HEROES
β€’FANTASY A GETS A MATTRESS
β€’RICHLAND
β€’SHOWING UP

More info here: seattlefilmcritics.com/2023/11/07/s...

08.11.2023 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tiktok is echo-chambering kids back to ancient Hebrew cosmology

05.11.2023 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TikTok about a plane seeming to hover in midair due to the parallax effect with the recommended search β€œplane stuck in mid air because of firmament”

TikTok about a plane seeming to hover in midair due to the parallax effect with the recommended search β€œplane stuck in mid air because of firmament”

the suggested search at the bottom took me right out

05.11.2023 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: There’s an emptiness to 'Priscilla' that needs real character - AZ Big Media There’s an emptiness to Priscilla that needs real character. Rarely does a film so delicate and restrained leave me wanting for so much bluster.

PRISCILLA is a restrained and respectful but largely inert affair that can lose its subject in the details of her context. My review:

03.11.2023 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The original 20th Century Fox logo.

The original 20th Century Fox logo.

playing Alien: Isolation for a hit of the old logo

27.10.2023 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.10.2023 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.10.2023 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: 'Killers of the Flower Moon' is the work of a master - AZ Big Media Killers of the Flower Moon tells the true story of the Osage Reign of Terror, a series of murders wrought by a cabal of wealthy whites.

KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON finds Scorsese looking inward for historical reckoning and outward for spiritual transcendence.

My review:

20.10.2023 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2023 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had the thought β€œI wonder what the Levant discourse looks like on Bluesky” and now I need to live in the wilderness for a week.

16.10.2023 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now watching my kid self’s favorite movie for the first time since I was a kid:

12.10.2023 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the work of a man who’s had night terrors.

12.10.2023 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.10.2023 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2023 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re telling me Mr. β€œMob Mentality Was the Real Michael” misunderstood The Exorcist??

04.10.2023 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: 'The Creator' thuds from its rare heights - AZ Big Media The Creator begs the moral question: If AI decide to nuke Los Angeles, what does that say about the species they’re modeled after?

My review of THE CREATOR, an admirable misfire:

29.09.2023 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œA story that deserves to be told.” -imax, instagram comment, 2023

28.09.2023 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both great, both new to me, both gloriously lurid.

25.09.2023 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weekend watch #2

25.09.2023 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weekend watch #1

25.09.2023 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.09.2023 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE CREATOR: conceptually fertile but emotionally and thematically vacant. It looks and sounds niceβ€”Edwards is adept at capturing scaleβ€”but it has next to nothing to say about AI, and due to its shortcuts through nuance and blank-slate protagonist, even less to say about being human.

22.09.2023 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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