"i don't want to die alone in my apartment and get eaten by my cats" well why not? it's probably better closure for them than you just disappearing one day and never coming back. and who doesn't like an exotic snack? feed me to my cats if i die elsewhere please
30.09.2023 19:59 β π 99 π 13 π¬ 6 π 0
five day forecast from accuweather showing high temps of 80 to 84 degrees
I have this forecast I should not be sweating in my own home in october
01.10.2023 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
woahhhhh (glad youβre good tho!)
29.09.2023 11:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
woke up and the cat had somehow gotten into the cabinet under the sink and fully chewed/ate an ant trap. heβs fine, just an absolute MONSTER
29.09.2023 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this is otherworldly generosity made possible by a career of earning HEALTHY RESIDUALS
23.09.2023 22:20 β π 2539 π 538 π¬ 15 π 3
so we deep cleaned harleyβs office/the attic area and stairs leading up. cleaned out garlicβs room/our random storage room and I gathered a pile of stuff for goodwill. Iβm cleaning up our cardboard graveyard basement right now. I just need to do so many dishes Iβve been putting off.
25.09.2023 12:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I sent him an invite but idk if he ever actually made an account hahaha
25.09.2023 12:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
we started a deep cleaning this morning and itβs going great except we got food and ciders and now Iβm sleeeeeepy
24.09.2023 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
picture of a mini moth dress - green velvet dress with large sleeves with red/yellow eyes from fashion brand company
ordered this moth dress and got a couple shirts & apron from the big bud press sample sale. currently in a spending era which is bad but also the world is ending so who cares
21.08.2023 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I had my performance review at work today and I got the standard raise and a bonus! that was nice! not as nice was when I made a few suggestions to make things more fun and my boss said βcan you suggest something that my boss will say yes to?β like lol okay girl
29.07.2023 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
picture of the tail end of an airplane, tarmac, and grey sky with a rainbow
got delayed through denver on the way home (and the way there) but weβre finally on the way and we had a cute lil rainbow to send us off
25.07.2023 02:58 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
what a fascinating modern age we live in
she/her for convenience but wannabe genderless eldritch creature. lover of creepy things. player of video games. listener of much music. 30+ disaster human being. might be NSFW sometimes. ace af. soulbonded to @sharknoises
30+. she/her. sharks, cats, hockey, geraskier, witcher 3 (not u netflix, i will never forgive you for what you did to my boy eskel), chenford, hannibal, many many other fandoms. i rt a lot.
soulbonded to @mysteerie.
forget, never forgive β’ she/her β’ austin β’ i have a zoo in my house and iβm usually fostering at least one extra
writer (derogatory).
professional memeologist. she/her. nyc.
https://linktr.ee/heyitsmonicaa
puutting shit on my dating profile like "i will never lie to someone who's nice to me" and "i wont fuck you if you don't enjoy Movies"
reality ruined my life (go tommo go)
public defender who screams a lot