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So Brit-coded of you right now to ask what Sam Altman is -on- -about- and I am very sincerely delighted by it, you’re right, what is he on about

An extended family member left a compliment on a Facebook picture of mine that I am a “very unique and energetic person!”

This is hilarious because the past two weeks I have been doing nothing except working overtime, playing Hades 2, going to bed at 9pm, being sad, and refusing social invitations.

[needing this more than anything I have ever asked a person] no worries if not!

Hello from California!

Thought I'd take advantage of the very generous natural light in this bathroom, feeling myself after a little workout this morning.

Gonna enjoy some quality time with lovely people, let the sun fry my skin, and explore the various corners of this state.

Have a great week!

Sometimes I try to ask it something that is complex and technical but could plausibly benefit from a little nondeterministic sampling across the relevant text space, and then it comes back with eminently plausible horseshit and I’m like “JUST SO YOU KNOW I NEVER BELIEVED IN YOU ANYWAY 😡”

And I just did not have the Spanish for it. I couldn’t put the words together. I didn’t have a firm grip on the necessary verb tenses. I think I might be able to do it now, but that doesn’t matter. I still think about it. He asked, and I couldn’t tell him, and he probably heard that I don’t care.

I wanted to tell him about watching my own father die in disappointment and despair after watching my country vote
for this man, and how it’s what I see every night when I’m going to sleep. Every single night. I wanted to tell him that I have never actually hated anyone like this, ever, in my life.

I keep thinking about this shopkeep in CDMX who waited until I was paying for our very good breakfast with my very bad Spanish to ask what I thought of the president and though I made it clear I didn’t vote for him, I lacked the words to describe how I have never hated anyone the way I hate this man

I’m living proof that if you lack confidence in yourself, you can just work really hard and make yourself really big and be better at what you do than anyone else and then you’ll have no choice but to Nope actually wait sorry no my bad it turns out none of this had any effect on my confidence, fuck

Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"

Now the table of personality is stable! Four solid legs!

I am neither atheism nor loves the Golden Girls but with full respect and endorsement for both, just, again, have at least a fourth trait for balance

Okay, I know this is a dangerously unpopular take, but being gay, atheism, and loving Golden Girls cannot be the total sum of your personality. I’m not saying any of those are bad individually or in combination but it cannot be the ENTIRETY of your personality full stop, that’s not healthy, man.

Been walking around muttering "jealousy critic" since they posted this. Good ChatGPT beautiful ChatGPT, deserve GPU

Why the hell was Gavin Newsom chasing the manosphere podcast thing when he had the staffing resources to be a top-tier shitposter.

I wouldn’t be so sure, you could probably fool me

Every once and a while I look at what other people complain about regarding social media behavior and think–as someone with a readily acknowledged flagrantly toxic relationship with social media—“bruh, you have got to stop caring so much about the fake people in your computer.”

I’ll take “Disappointed Dad Looks that Paradoxically Arouse Me” for $400, Trebek.

0% motivation, 100% handsome

I promise that these work gym morning deadlifts will contribute a meaningful imprint to my productivity

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Nonfiction banger: The Alignment Problem by Brian Christian, history and ethics and future of machine learning for people who dgaf about machine learning but kind of dread the vibes of the moment.

Fiction banger: Intermezzo by Sally Rooney. Weird Irish Millennial and Gen Z relationship dynamics.

guy who gets really mad that he got kidnapped and put in a death game and it's not in any way fetishistic

Fuck yes do I ever

Many of us are conscious of how our democracy has been stripped from us, and we have to spend every day talking and negotiating and fighting and reconciling with our friends or family in the US who are not yet conscious of what we’ve lost. We’re the people as much as they are, and we’re struggling.

After a few hours, it got a bit uncomfortable. 😈

Putting my boys to work installing the lighting in the dungeon.

Potentially controversial niche kink opinion: I like these bed restraints a lot more than seguflex.

They’re secure but they allow for some horny struggling. And they play into my imprisonment fantasies better than seguflex straps, which look too much like safety equipment for my perverted tastes.

Fuck I love a good hashira

Love this setup, really secure but looks tolerable for a long time for a muscular man where a TK (wrists tied behind the back) would not be.