Skrzkrk Sir XXX

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

lol this very situation is a perennial environmental hazard of that particular dungeon space that will go discreetly unmentioned

No sabía yo que iba a gustar tanto esta foto 🐻💯🔥 #bear #beard #daddy #hairy #slip #underwear #man #pikipep #pikipicazo

The fursona-coding continues

A mohawk would be rad

Hi, here is my pit :)

Who needs a cuddle buddy?

You can’t post these things on the internet they’re going to actually manifest and then I’m going to spend my Saturday getting neck bruises from dudes I had designs to fuck

The pro-wrestling 40th birthday party that @mightyoakaf.bsky.social threw for his husband was dynamite.

So Brit-coded of you right now to ask what Sam Altman is -on- -about- and I am very sincerely delighted by it, you’re right, what is he on about

An extended family member left a compliment on a Facebook picture of mine that I am a “very unique and energetic person!”

This is hilarious because the past two weeks I have been doing nothing except working overtime, playing Hades 2, going to bed at 9pm, being sad, and refusing social invitations.

[needing this more than anything I have ever asked a person] no worries if not!

Hello from California!

Thought I'd take advantage of the very generous natural light in this bathroom, feeling myself after a little workout this morning.

Gonna enjoy some quality time with lovely people, let the sun fry my skin, and explore the various corners of this state.

Have a great week!

Sometimes I try to ask it something that is complex and technical but could plausibly benefit from a little nondeterministic sampling across the relevant text space, and then it comes back with eminently plausible horseshit and I’m like “JUST SO YOU KNOW I NEVER BELIEVED IN YOU ANYWAY 😡”

And I just did not have the Spanish for it. I couldn’t put the words together. I didn’t have a firm grip on the necessary verb tenses. I think I might be able to do it now, but that doesn’t matter. I still think about it. He asked, and I couldn’t tell him, and he probably heard that I don’t care.

I wanted to tell him about watching my own father die in disappointment and despair after watching my country vote
for this man, and how it’s what I see every night when I’m going to sleep. Every single night. I wanted to tell him that I have never actually hated anyone like this, ever, in my life.

I keep thinking about this shopkeep in CDMX who waited until I was paying for our very good breakfast with my very bad Spanish to ask what I thought of the president and though I made it clear I didn’t vote for him, I lacked the words to describe how I have never hated anyone the way I hate this man

I’m living proof that if you lack confidence in yourself, you can just work really hard and make yourself really big and be better at what you do than anyone else and then you’ll have no choice but to Nope actually wait sorry no my bad it turns out none of this had any effect on my confidence, fuck

Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"

Now the table of personality is stable! Four solid legs!

I am neither atheism nor loves the Golden Girls but with full respect and endorsement for both, just, again, have at least a fourth trait for balance

Okay, I know this is a dangerously unpopular take, but being gay, atheism, and loving Golden Girls cannot be the total sum of your personality. I’m not saying any of those are bad individually or in combination but it cannot be the ENTIRETY of your personality full stop, that’s not healthy, man.

Been walking around muttering "jealousy critic" since they posted this. Good ChatGPT beautiful ChatGPT, deserve GPU

Why the hell was Gavin Newsom chasing the manosphere podcast thing when he had the staffing resources to be a top-tier shitposter.

I wouldn’t be so sure, you could probably fool me

Every once and a while I look at what other people complain about regarding social media behavior and think–as someone with a readily acknowledged flagrantly toxic relationship with social media—“bruh, you have got to stop caring so much about the fake people in your computer.”

I’ll take “Disappointed Dad Looks that Paradoxically Arouse Me” for $400, Trebek.