Sock of the morning
Socko was hit by the dreaded βApple phone alarm going off but not playing soundβ bug and was late to work
Sockoβs switching back to Android
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Sock of the morning
Socko was hit by the dreaded βApple phone alarm going off but not playing soundβ bug and was late to work
Sockoβs switching back to Android
Seed so strong you donβt need a microscope to see it
09.02.2026 01:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs weird seeing Damien Priest in pre-Judgment Day gear
Like, get this boy in some leather pants and eyeliner STAT
Need to deCharlieperkify Meatsuitβs nipples
09.02.2026 00:10 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Not from Socko. Itβs like Gabrielβs Trumpet heralding the end times
08.02.2026 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You ever have a fart so powerful you have no choice but to grip the cheeks and spread it wide so the world can hear the majesty
08.02.2026 09:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Back when MTV still played music, Socko would stay up till 3 am because thatβs when MTV would cover rock music
08.02.2026 06:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A zoomed-out picture of Dmitri from Backyard Baseball '97 wearing a white boy of the year shirt
08.02.2026 06:00 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Call this money TB they way it spreads
08.02.2026 05:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dyingβ¦need to..:smooch friendosβ¦
08.02.2026 05:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Exactly
07.02.2026 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dibs on Norm
07.02.2026 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sock of the morning
Itβs Sister Sockβs birthday
Everyone wish Sister Sock a happy birthday or else
Whatβs going to happen to TwoMadβs soul with the switch back to Overwatch?
07.02.2026 05:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GAY THOUGHT
AH
TRASHI IS AN ALIEN AND SHE'S FROM OUTER SPAAACEEEE
COMING TO THE UNIVERSE TO PARTY AND GO CRAZYYYY www.twitch.tv/princesstrashi
Kitten
Your lil tootsies look cold
You should place Socko over them
Oh no
Does Socko have to support AEW now?
The Muppets are modern day egregores
06.02.2026 01:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Socko will know heβs made it when someone makes a porn 3d model for Socko
05.02.2026 22:44 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Nun cause Socko wants to get up in the holies
05.02.2026 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just for the record, Socko *did* believe a shadowy group of pedophiles controlled the government. However Socko did not believe the baby eating part.
You get a gold star Facebook conspiracy theorists
123 Poopy Butthole Ln, Possumneck MS
05.02.2026 16:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Socko?
05.02.2026 16:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Socko was so fucking excited man
Getting lit in Bourbon Street after WM wouldβve been a generational move
You know what fuck you Sockoβs still upset that they moved Wrestlemania to Vegas from New Orleans
Socko was literally putting money aside before they announced it was moving to Vegas
Who the fuck wants to go to Vegas shits overpriced and hot
THANK YOU FUCK SOCKO THOUGHT THEY DID THAT
05.02.2026 03:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0