Jacob Singer

when you have to use the first check from your new job for adult shit instead of treating yourself 😭

was the one thing an ice cream maker

I remember telling a friend when the Twitter layoffs happened that this was gonna be a future case study for MBAs, either because it worked or because it didn't

I spent the night there once for a scouts thing when I was a kid. not comfortable at all.

chat am i cooked?

getting laid becomes so much easier once you figure out that women like sex too

Dreamworks should do a Shrek remake where all the other characters are live action or "realistic" cgi but Shrek looks exactly the same

(futurama propaganda film announcer voice) DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!

honestly after Arc I don't trust them, I'd rather give someone else a shot

screenshot of https://survey.stackoverflow.co/2025/technology#most-popular-technologies-comm-platform-learn-ai showing X as being much more widely used than bsky among 'learners that use AI'

interesting, if not surprising, that the biggest usage gap between X and bsky is among 'learners that use AI' followed by 'learning to code'

X is officially for noobs* and sloppers**

* non-pejorative
** pejorative

call now, you may be entitled to compensation

we decided they were Cringe after star wars episode 1: the phantom menace

yeah, BOIIIII

80's celebrities turned 00's reality tv stars Where Are They Now?
- one dead
- one somehow president of the united states of america
- one renting a car at boston logan, apparently

why is the best 2000s celebrity reality star dead and the worst one the president of the united states

trump: you can't arrest me or you'll have to arrest BILL CLINTON too!
(to himself) heh heh heh thatll stop them
leftists: awesome, fuck that guy

I’m perfectly happy to send any and all of those people to prison too if they were diddling kids

when the startup I work at was rebranding I was the only one who would tell the design agency we were working with when their logo ideas looked like buttholes

Ozzfest 2005, headlined by Black Sabbath, was the first metal show my brother and I went to. We discovered what would become some of our favorite bands there - Arch Enemy, Trivium, Mastodon, The Black Dahlia Murder, and more.

Thanks, Ozzy.

1-800-FUCK-YOU

painting of a very upset looking bear with the text "I ate too much and now my tummy hurts". Original art by Billy Murphy @badlydrawnbears.bsky.social

goto considered harmful

haha yeah orange man bad hashtag resistance hashtag bluenomatterwho hashtag butnotreally

same goes for big block letters and an arrow pointing at something

Deadlifting what is allegedly @jason.energy’s bench

The average person knows how to do like. 3 things correctly. They need society to either do all the other things or tell them how to do them right.

Or just that libertarian town in New Hampshire that got overrun by bears because people weren’t storing trash properly

Or just that libertarian town in New Hampshire got overrun by bears

Back in the day if you gave me a disposable camera there was a 50/50 chance I’d immediately take it apart and shock myself with the capacitor to see how strong it was

and there should probably be men's spaces, too, where we can share candid thoughts with and get feedback from other men, without feeling judged by or worrying about accidentally upsetting non-men. (how to do this in a positive way that doesn't turn all manosphere and gross though, I don't know)