Captain Clara of The Invincible II

anything is survivable for a few milliseconds

So i went to the psychologist tomorrow and they told me my sense of time is broken

hey wait if scott the woz is canonically colorblind how did he see a big blue border, wouldnt it be a big border

i thought you just said ovarian cream filled donut

they should have a weight measurement called gigabytes and it should only be used to way rams

trans gendere womenne

there are good guys out there but a lot are fucking ew

WOAGH

woAH

how did u know thighs are my fav

yknow those switchblades that are actually just combs? what if somebody did that with the assassins creed hidden blade

honestly this picture is pure gender envy

chick fil a is garbage food wrapped in homophobia

omg pretty

Pegging: the answer to everything

I kind of imagined you doing the michael jackson lean

is illegal search and seizure when you search on the dark web and it flashes at you so you fall on the ground shaking

what even is life without horny trans girls

What?! Hellvetika is evolving? Hellvetika evolved into: Hellvetika Oblique

I regret *NOTHING*

does anybody rember the metal monoliths that showed up? what was cool

I filled my feed with horny trans girls on accident and I regret nothign

woagh

i wish you could track amazon packages on the map because id watch that shit

transphobe that doesnt realize theyre trans call that a rotten egg

90s movies told me programming would have a lot more green ones and zeros and im disappointed

it's interesting that the world we live in, very few people feel a sense of normalcy

The Score and i think Missio does some good stripped versions of their songs. Also, not quite the same, but the acoustic version of creep by radiohead is good if you ask me.

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