𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙍𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙍~!

Yeah, exactly!

You would've been able to do it super well! But in my body. . . You couldn't! And I don't know the first thing about magic IN a magical body!

Yeah, buy you're the one who knows how to do it!

Shouldn't it have been easier for you?

Ophie. We were stuck in each other's bodies for over a week.

( she's letting out a sigh. )

Even you couldn't get magic to work properly in my body when I got you built.

I don't think it's the same. 💧

I wish I could. . .

( that /is/ something she could do. . . )

Yeah! Sounds awesome, right?

( she looks excited. . . )

Well, I mean like, what if you could just punch faceless while blasting 'em to bits?

( she's more interested in how cool the idea sounds now. )

And Ophie, you're a twig. You don't have both of those.

That's too bad. . .

I mean, brains AND brawn would probably make you the most powerful mage in the world!

( she'd tilt her head, thinking. )

Yeah, right. You want me to fall even more in love with you, Ophie~?

( don't give her ideas. . . or a workout buddy. )

Probably! I mean, I've seen your dad, he's pretty jacked.

Can't say the same about mine.

( she'd roll her eyes. )

I think you got used to my body. So you didn't notice.

( she'd move over to gently squeeze her arm. nothing. . . )

Aww.

Well, I don't wanna just be feeling up your body if I'm not allowed to!

I mean, I also got you as buff as I am. . .

And I mean y'know. . . touching?

( she'd look to the side embarrassed. )

Well, I'm not sure it's a good thing for me to deal with your. . . body magics. Last time I got your hair short!

Besides, even if I want to have fun in your body. . . I know you wouldn't like it. So I won't.

Ophelia. . .

Your body doesn't matter if it's not YOU in it!

Because I didn't get to look at it when I looked at you. . .

It felt awkward!

but it's so pretty. . .

( faceplanting. . . )

I'LL NEVER BE STRAIGHT, NEVER!!!!!!

( she's been shot... )

( SHE'S SCREAMING AND RUNNING AWAY. )

I'LL BE BACK TO KISS YOU LATER MY LOVE—

I CAN'T HELP IT YOU'RE SO SEXYYYYYY

YOU'RE WELCOME HOT STUFF

I wonder what my grandma's like.

WELL YEAH BUT I'M NOT GONNA IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO

Hey babygirl.

Hey babygirl.

THEN JUST SAY SO JEEZ

THEY LOOK HEAVY—

Does she need to hold her boobs.

I miss my wife, nina.

I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

girls 💞

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