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Who up Franken their Stein

i've had ilya rozanov in my life for maybe an hour and if anything ever happens to him i'm killing myself and everyone involved in the makings of this show immediately

nobody fucking appreciates me enough

who up hoboing their johnson

it should be illegal to be mad at me

they forgot to mention me in their announcement

ok i got the world download and have been exploring and i honestly feel like a kid at christmas ive spent 2 hours like giddy with awe and excitement like omg all those amazing things ive watched develop!! the scale!! the details!!! the love!! also look at me and my besties

if i get toothache every time i'm bored what does that mean

a few days ago i was overtired and probably a bit hormonal and genuinely sobbed through the entire minecraft live if that makes you feel better. like actual floods of tears

i could actually cry about the way people inject things/people/ideas they love into their builds. and the way the build in stories and backstories??? and just the level of CARE in everything these people are geniuses and i adore them

not to minecraft youtube post on main but i'm watching the hermitcraft s10 end of season tour and getting genuinely emotional at how much love and time and effort and though is put into everything like aaaaaa the human spirit is beautiful and just loves stories and creativity

it's so fun and cool how much everything just completely sucks nowadays

haven't been able to get either someone out there in the universe wants me to suffer actually

i'm going to end it all

can someone word this better for me it's funny in my head i just can't express it

imagine being on a romantic trip and making direct eye contact with totoro as you're taking backshots

radiohead AND florence & the machine touring oh someone out there in the universe really wants me to live

opened the fridge to get out a can of coke and a mounjaro pen jumped straight out and landed on my foot. sort of feel like the universe is trying to tell me something and i'm not appreciating the message

we are genuinely fucking doomed twitter just tried to stop me tweeting this

this bedding is so cute omg

morning view

baby's first pottery painting

he looks like he already knows i'm about to abandon him for a week

reached unheard of levels of dyke today

just had my first ever experience of a child walking past me and asking their dad if i'm a boy or a girl this is the best day ever

save me japanese breakfast winter in la save me

hot fuzz genuinely one of the best films of all time i get so genuinely horrified when people haven't seen it

if only this little kid knew they'd get to watch england women win the euros BACK TO BACK oh i wish i could time travel and tell u

IT FUCKING CAME HOME

it's coming home btw