Stephanie Bayer

Stephanie Bayer

@stephervescent.bsky.social

Original Petty Crocker | Kitsch enthusiast & lover of mid mod, horror, caftans, and cocktails. | Ask me about Jimmy Stewart

436 Followers 32 Following 24 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 month ago
Lawrence with eyes closed under a waterfall.

~Zen Larr~

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1 year ago

I take pleasure in the little things like the fact I must send @sirlarr.bsky.social at least 10 pictures of Hyraxes via instagram everyday.

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1 year ago
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Still on my “I’m going to make things because at least that makes me feel better, in control, and I like the tangible object” - so here’s the rug I made.

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1 year ago
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devs should implement this feature for this website

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1 year ago

a scallion pancake printer could fix me

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

How am I ringing in the New Year? By playing COD of course.

Or as Lawrence Sonntag puts it: COD Lang Syne.

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1 year ago
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This is what it’s like when I play Indiana Jones and the Great Circle.

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1 year ago
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Have you had your minimum 6 slices of bread today????

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1 year ago

TIL Bing Crosby was 420 friendly and a supporter of legal “jazz tobacco.”

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1 year ago
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Cookie is always watching.

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1 year ago
A midcentury photo of an ad for Big Breasted Turkeys which features a drawing of a turkey wearing a bra. You know, cause turkey titties need support too.

I know Thanksgiving is over and all, but I plan on posting this image every year from now on.

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1 year ago

UPDATED MOTHERCHIP.

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1 year ago

I’m eternally grateful for so many drag queen wig styling videos because I’m now determined to make myself a ridiculous beehive to wear at events. BEEHIVE WILL BE ACHIEVED.

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1 year ago
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Ah, a gaming chair.

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1 year ago
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Tuesday mood.

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1 year ago
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Memories of seafood towers of yore.

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2 years ago

I just read a description of “Clean-Girl Scandinavian Style” as “…defined by roomy jeans, spirited knits, flip-flops, and an effortlessness that can only come from having universal healthcare” and it made me laugh but also made so much sense.

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2 years ago
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I feel attacked by this targeted ad. Why are you so concerned with my meat storage?!

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2 years ago

I’m glad you are feeling recharged and overall just better. ♥️

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2 years ago

I’m here! Just not on everyday.

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2 years ago
Front cover of the vinyl record Learn to play Bongos with Jack Costanzo. 
Front cover of Jack Costanzo record Latin Fever that has what looks like a woman in in a leopard bikini bottom with mouth openin  mid-orgasm or scream over a drum.

Time to get my bongos ready, baybee.

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2 years ago
The Fandangoe DISCOTECA | The Loss Project CIC

I’ve been hoping the 1-900 crying line would open back up again since we all need it, but until then, I guess I would cry and dance in a grief rave. https://www.thelossproject.com/thefandangoediscoteca

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2 years ago

Welp, it’s true. All these different apps and nothing of value is being said - including by me.

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2 years ago
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I want to be so rich, I own an immaculate New York high rise loft where this is the only art on the walls. Because I am a ~true~ art lover.

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2 years ago
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It’s important my first post involves pictures of cocktails.

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