Danaru

Did you know that our neighbours have actually said, inexplicably, that we're the most polite and quiet ones they've had

(In the threadcanon, Bgornyuh only has one upsettingly wide digital buttcheek I want to say it makes sense as the LP goes on but it really doesn't, I'm sorry)

Wise beyond his years, tbh

It still haunts me

I can't even pretend, I only know how to play Mahjong because Mahjong Soul had a cute cat girl who taught you how to play

Mahjong has only caused me incredible agony but still

oh, no there isn't whoops my bad

LAETUS NO IT'S A LEAP YEAR THERE'S A FEBRUARY 29TH LAETUS STOP

He always comes back

We're still too in mourning to play Infinite Wealth, I'm not really in a Pokemon mood, and Grace won't let me play more Digimon until I start the thread. Life is so hard

Look I feel bad for the guy and all, but Janeway did absolutely everything right with the whole Tuvix situation

He was right

Dan: "Man did I drink too much"
Chris: "Probably"
Dan: "Man get out of here who asked you"

Little beef had that fit ON though

It's just pictures of you
With Keening at your seat
With Akulakhan near
Lying nude in the heat

To the surprise of nobody, I'm sure

Sora from Hamura Zoo, protesting that she's not getting her apples yet

(Source: @.hamurazoo_ on Twitter)

Not all of it, I hope

I do this to my husband after ragebaiting him with shit like "Emily Brontë can't be that good an author if she can't even spell 'withering' right"

The worst part about the US winning women's hockey gold is the damned yanks who've never seen a game of hockey in their life logging on to post about 51st state bullshit I'm gonna lose it

I wish this had been worded a different way

Proud to say I kept up with him pretty damn well until he had a way to instakill those pigs with a billion health, then I was toast

I still think my most brutal moment of hubris was getting Feelin' Sad on Arcade Pit and immediately demanding Battletoads in Battlemaniacs, thinking I played this game a shit ton there's no way I'll lose

As I soon learned, Smight was a Battlemaniacs speedrunner

Holy shit he actually did the thing lmao

Pittsburgh and Boston are the only American teams she'll bother watching if the Canadian teams are out of the NHL season

I'm so sick of this fucking guy go AWAY

a google slide screenshot. This is the "try not to spoil things" courtesy slide (photo of JFK in his motorcade with Jackie O, just before his assassination; the silhouette of a gunman has been photoshopped into the foreground with the image of a Kacheek from Neopets on the head.) If you say something like “Are you gonna cover the time that Neopets killed JFK?” it spoils, for the audience and my co-hosts, that Neopets killed JFK. Assume I’m going to cover it, please

A Neopets screenshot. My aisha, bigstinkus, in a pink convertible at a parade of happy smiling neopets, wearing a dapper suit. Overlaid on top is a sniper rifle filter.

A year ago at my Neopets School slideshow presentation, I had a bit about "Neopets killing JFK" hoping it was so far removed from reality it would be an obvious joke. Today, on President's Day, Neopets released a sniper rifle filter that allows me to recreate the JFK assassination. #neopets

I hate how often my brain instantly goes to "This is a CIA radicalization psyop" but like it always fucking is

I wasn't really interested in Endfield until Grace showed me there's a mode that's basically Factorio/Dyson Sphere Project and I'm scared it'll hit me like meth