The Weekly Beagle

Old, fat, and slow. 🤣

VFW Post 2503 car show today. Perfect weather. Great beer. The only thing I can complain about, and that not much, is the lack of MOPAR girls. 🤣

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After all, our VA benefits are so absurdly generous.😐

No. He's the dictator of Soviet America.

So der I have was, mindin' muh own business, inspectionatin' da Beagle Daddy Guy's flower beds; when all a sudden Mommy Kitty decided ta really get ta know me wiff hers cold snoofer right in muh back side. Not dat I mind so much, but I sure wasn't expectin' a icecube up muh butt.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been dealin' with some 💩 with Crohn's and kidney tumor. Been leaving me with a bit of FTW attitude I didn't want invading the beagle social media world.

Seriously, ol' man. If'n der ain't fries befur we get home ders gonna be 💩 👟 ta pay. (Grumples) Makin' me do dez stoopid car rides every dang day dis week. Not once has we got fries. Not. Once.

Da Floof Report.
We's got hyacinth bulbs sproutin' n da rose bush is got new stuff startin'. We's even gots sum marigold sprouts. So far da only thing floofin' is da dandy-lions n a lil red clover. Dats jus dandy fur early April here.
Dis has been Scout Beagle reportin'.🐶

Ever notice when snacks come out all beagle action comes to a screeching halt? 🤣

Hey, Beagle Daddy! Wanna go fur a long walkies round da neighborhood?

Bahaha! April Fools! I's comfy. (Blows raspberry)

Da Beagle Daddy Guy's such a soft touch. A lil starvin' puppy eyes, a lil pitimous whine, n bam; early lunch snackerals.

Not sure I's want to play but sumtimes Beagle Daddy needs ta be humored.

Da sun is shining, da windows is open, da birdies is singing. Dat only means one thing. Bark Park Day!

Ders crinklin' n crunchin' goin' on in da food room. I thinkin' ders gotta be a sharsies fur a handsomers beagle boyo ta be had.

Sorry we's been away fur awhile. Beagle Daddy's been dealin' wiff da loss of a VFW buddy n da funeral was yesterday. Richard was a good man; was also a Navy veteran like Beagle Daddy.

We havin' a last day a winter blizzard. Yesterday it was 75°F. Can ya believe that 💩?

We's don't wanna wait fur anuffer 20 mins fur dinner time. Ders corned beef. We's gettin' corned beef. 20 mins is too long ta wait.

Da Beagle Daddy Guy sayed I gotta learn ta be a "gentleman". Ok, fine. But what's dis stoopid bow tie gotta do wiff it?

Youse jus don't know when youse licked, Ranger

Whatcha mean, "licked"?! Try dis!

Pfft, pathetic, Boyo. Princesses always win.

Pfft.

Beagle Daddy's been gettin' da flower beds ready fur da marigold seeds. Hims wouldn't let me's helpers dig, da big meanie butt. We's got even dohz. Der might be a pillow or a stuffie toy or sumptin' dat got deaded.

We had a 5 hour play date at da Downtown Hound place. I is knackered. Pooped. Bushed. Exhaustimated. Tired even.