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BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved

don't wanna be a workcel i wanna lifemaxxx

LET ME WRITE AN IN-UNIVERSE CULTURAL HISTORY OF TATOOINE

I'VE TRAINED FOR THIS

if your hobby is touched in any way by electronic components needed by the hyperscalars, AI is coming for it, gaming most of all

shortages everywhere as far as the eye can see

everybody better get really comfortable talking to people IRL really fast

In the 2000s you'd get a popup saying "YOU WON A PS2!" & your mom would get a $100 bill in the mail. Now you've got people losing their life saving on bootleg copies of "Cory in the House" on DS. There was a gradual easing of people onto the internet that's fundamentally gone now.

pghrt.diy literally had my doctor doing the Pikachu meme about how fast my T was suppressed and how good my levels were.

Meanwhile a bunch of her other patients are struggling on doctor-brained oral regimens

my agents are sucking me off at lightning speed. im nutting at speeds once considered merely theoretical

oh...

Right?

I critique the things I love *because I love them*.

The things I hate, I try to spend as little time thinking about as possible.

Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers

More paperwork.

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Capitalism is when adults have to beg other adults for food

You know it's really, really fucking hard being trans in a world that's trying to exterminate you!

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Roy Batty from bladerunner saying he wants more RAM

Foreigners say Australian wildlife is dangerous. I promise you don't know the half of it. You know who we have to deal with over here? Osama bin Chicken, leader of IBIS

Enigma Heart on Steam Unravel the mysteries of your past, protect the ones you love, and shape your destiny in Enigma Heart, a modern new take on a classic action RPG formula. Blend exploration, magic, and combat with a va...

"Why didn't Nintendo ever revisit the design of Zelda II??"

Because they were waiting for a cool-af transbian furry to do it for them:

store.steampowered.com/app/2986980/...

#GameDev #EnigmaHeart #Steam #Zelda #Zelda2

Sex workers in Nevada fighting to become first in U.S. to unionize Nevada is the only state where people can legally purchase sex, and now sex workers at one of the state's oldest brothels, Sheri's Ranch, are fighting to become the first in the U.S. to unionize.

Sex work is work.

Solidarity to these workers as they unionize. And kudos to my @wbng.org parent union, @cwaunion.bsky.social, for supporting the organizing.

www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-wor...

AI sucks so much

the poster for the adam sandler animated movie 8 Crazy Nights where he's throwing a snowball at the camera but instead of saying Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights it says Adam Sandler's Cum

i found this photoshop file on my computer and i don't remember why i did this

Many people don’t know this, but the reason for British prime minister Winston Churchill’s famous use of the V sign was because he wanted the British public to know how excited he was for CYBERPUNK 2077

breaking embargo on this but I can confirm that Leon S. Kennedy gets pregnant in Resident Evil Requiem

Type shit vinny from vinesauce be playing while giving the most perfect impression of the mario & luigi cdi voices

theres no way this is real lmao

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

pov ur talking to an insane woman who has brainrot

This theory is from the 50s and based on imprinting which is for the fuckin birds. Maybe it would be true for avian children