@abundantmischief.bsky.social
She/her. Femme gremlin. Chaos muppet. Kink educator. Switchy queer with femdom/domme tendencies. Boots, heels & foot fetish top. Sadomasochist. Circus artist. Dancer. Sometimes model. Art nerd. Bendy. Polyam. NSFW 🔞 https://linktr.ee/abundantmischief
New Patreon post: Pros and Cons of Long-Distance Polyamory
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Indeed! I can sleep while riding in pretty much any moving vehicle, which makes a lot of things possible for me that wouldn’t otherwise be.
Proud to say that I’ve maintained my talent for sleeping almost all the way through flights, just waking up upon final descent 💪
Folks think you magically become wiser, Like a switch goes off in your head. In actuality the folks who go through shit gain wisdom and the ones that avoid it never grow
Good morning ✨
who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou
Let's dig this old thread up from our archives for you, to help you improve your sexting game.
Want to know how sexting worked in 1828? Lots of people wrote torrid or outright horny love letters, but we're going to tell you about a woman who went above and beyond in her 19th century sexting game
UNFOLD
(Poet Parm K.C.)
We're thrilled to release the #LongCovid Treatment Guide! This is a collaboration with @rthm.bsky.social to help patients & providers explore treatment options together.
The guide focuses on 24 medications, but includes a few other interventions for breadth /1
You’re welcome! I’m a big fan of the colors account.
Also good. Reminds me of forests in the PNW.
Very good. My hair is currently this color and I love it.
never tell the computer the truth
it is a trickster and a liar and you need to match its energy
cursed amulet girlfriend
Painsomnia is The Worst (and I can’t take my usual pain relief + sleep aid remedies because I’m worried they’ll make me oversleep and miss my early morning flight)
New Patreon post: Defining your risk profile as a top (and yes, there’s another version of this for bottoms coming soon too!)
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Lots of folks asking how to join the class. My lawyers' emails and contact-form here. As well as the complaint if you want to take a look.
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Le Swan is an excellent restaurant with a mix of french classics and delicious riffs on classic diner food. Excellent cocktails too.
General Public is another fantastic restaurant with inventive drinks.
This full photoshoot is now live on my Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/feelin...
Rise and shine (my boots)
Gotta respect the classics
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
How’s the weather down there?
Chronic pain + fatigue. Chronic inflammation in general.
Honey badger. Resilient, massive sweet tooth, will put up with a lot of discomfort to get what I want, violent badass but surprisingly cuddly once trust is established.
if you’ve spent so much time throwing dildos in the ocean that you can’t stop now, that’s a sunk cost phallus sea
*werner herzog voice* you have your light evenings now but the mornings are darker than ever
This is how I feel when I read most reviews of Pillion from people who didn’t like the movie. I think they mostly just wanted it to be a different movie.
Find someone who gives you orgasms you think might kill you.
the compression socks stay on during sex