FattusPrickus

FattusPrickus

@fattusprickus.bsky.social

Joiner. Once (just about) successfully managed to cuddle a 27 inch/686mm wide door (pictured). Sensible adult.

1,674 Followers 528 Following 200 Posts Joined Sep 2023
2 months ago

I’ve tried, but I don’t think I’ll ever understand the appeal of Sleaford Mods.
Fair play to those who do.

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5 months ago

I just fell down my own stairs and landed on my arse and my elbow.
A little unexpected reminder that I know the difference between them.

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5 months ago

I’m watching the Ladder To Heaven episode of South Park and I’m having a great time.

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10 months ago

Toffee Crisp are brilliant.

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10 months ago

BIG PARTY

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10 months ago

Two new planets

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10 months ago

If I went into space I’d moon everyone.

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1 year ago

Correct

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1 year ago

I shan’t speak yet

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1 year ago

I’m a St Mirren fan tonight.

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1 year ago
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Currently enjoying this Tory version of pasta n sauce.

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1 year ago

I’ll DM you my address

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1 year ago

No comment

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1 year ago

That is an underrated post. I enjoyed it a lot.

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1 year ago

Yip.
I was about to WhatsApp you to tell you.

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1 year ago
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These are far hotter than I was anticipating.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Is that woodchip against the wall?

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1 year ago
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Just found a tin of motor oil for Jarvis Cocker’s car.

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1 year ago

Yes there is.

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1 year ago

No

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1 year ago

Yes.
Would prefer that time to get it out the fucking road.

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1 year ago

I’m in the waiting room at my kids swimming class. There are three annoying kids playing Tig nearby me. The temptation to trip them up as they run by me is absolutely off the scale.
The main reason for the annoyance is that they’re calling it ‘Tag’.

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1 year ago

I’ll do that over the next few days after some research (scranning crisps)

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1 year ago

Even still it’d slot them in the top ten, flavour is still there.

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1 year ago

You’ve inspired me to go and get some tomorrow

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1 year ago

Well those go without saying.
The Brexit surf and turf.
Fantastic scran.

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1 year ago

I remember them being smelly.
But a good smelly.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

T-Bone Steak Roysters are a top ten crisp.
Possibly even a top five.

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