HELL WIZARD

I have a good cock

who up

welcome back to the arts my friend

men will never understand this feeling *posts a picture of gunk*

oh lord don’t I know it. im only not insecure about like a tiny handful of things lol

Mara you’re beautiful and sweet and funny and kind!! you are a good conversationalist!! but also I feel you tho lol

I also like your voice for the record. shocking I know!

there’s bass frequencies in my voice totally absent from recordings. makes me feel insane

I am burning slowly to death

this was an all-timer

brb splitting a woman in half

I have invented Pussycube

they call me Cock Pumper

taking testosterone and estrogen at the same time. let them fight.

I am the HP Lovecraft of babies (very racist)

A HORROR STORY FOR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 12 MONTHS THUS LACKING OBJECT PERMANENCE

Behind you.

here’s my short review of the upcoming 3-hour long minimalist jazz record by The Necks: it’s good

I always presume you are busy being beautiful and thoughtful. I know this occupies much of my own time

meanwhile if I text “hey” to someone and they don’t text back in a day I begin to think that I am six hitlers in a trench coat. holly we should burn these people with hateful fires

fuck this guy

I could finally finish and produce my trillion fold very financially infeasible projects. This Novel Is Half A Million Words Long

I was going to say it’s humbling, which isn’t untrue, but also isn’t heavy enough a word for it. sobering. like I don’t want to be corny and say it makes you be consciously grateful but it certainly makes you mindful of the good health of loved ones and yourself

I can say Gareth likes metal a whole hell of a lot

girl eating your pussy is like mowing the lawn: it’s so hot I have a stroke afterward

I use it to charge crystals of power so I might burn my enemies with rays of darkness

I feel like a monk at the edge of a river. except the river is fucked up

I feel like a monk at the edge of a river. except the river is fucked up

what game is this?

I am an aimless arrow

were the damp brothers