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Another delightful meal with people I love! 💙🧙🏻‍♀️🌀🫶🏼🥳✨

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We should be holding people accountable for their votes in real time. For instance, I just let Friends & Family who voted MAGAt know that they now have 19 new notches on their guns today. Otherwise, what's the fucking point? 💙🧙🏻‍♀️🌀🤬💔✨

So now covid thinks it's gonna kill me by becoming fire water exploding out of my ass in the wee hours of the morn?! Try again, motherfucker...that's my default "normal," so you're gonna have to try a little harder than that to defeat me, you pathetic, needling ball sack. Fuck you.

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Covid. FML. 💙🧙🏻‍♀️🌀😷🤬

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

Today I have been grateful...

We got to spend some time with Hub-O-Matic before he went to work.

I was able to take The Grands to the park by mySelf.

It felt almost like Autumn in the shade.

Butters, the neighborhood Cat, came over for dinner.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.

Kid on a swing: "I'm higher than you!" Me: I seriously fucking doubt that.

Today I have ben grateful...

An easy morning.

The Grands are little sponges.

The weather has lightened up.

I get to be an active participant in the lives of my Grands.

All of my kids are loved by wonderful partners.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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People think you're crazy when you become wiser and more informed. Not because you're crazy, but because their illusion is threatened.

Today I have been grateful...

I introduced 2 of my Grands to the joy of being River People.

I have dear Friends who treat my Grands as their own.

We collected shells and Hag Stones (my family calls them Seering Stones), met a snake, and felt the current.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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i admire the betta fish because i also am beautiful and want to fight everyone

Today I have been grateful...

An adorable morning at the park with TheGrands.

It was cool enough that we walked in the afternoon.

HappyCowboy helped Hub-O-Matic get the yard cleaned up.

We got to watch a HUGE Orb Weaver Spider weaving her web.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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A picture of a very grumpy looking Bald Eagle sloshing through water, the caption reads: me going on a stupid little daily walk for my stupid physical and mental health

Today I have been grateful...

The humidity broke, and there was actually a breeze!

Hub-O-Matic and I truly enjoy each other's company!

There is a new coffee shop within walking distance, which I am adding to my route.

My Son introduced me to Critical Role.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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I'm waiting to see my Cardiologist, and it just struck me that absolutely everyone in this waiting room used to be a child...and now I can't stop weeping. DAMNIT. This is not how I intended for this to go. 💙🧙🏻‍♀️🌀🥹😢

Don't make excuses for horrible people. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Today I have been grateful...

I got up anyway and walked before it was too hot.

I spend more time around my pets than people.

To me, "magical thinking" is just...thinking.

Cannabis is managing my pain better than narcotics ever did, Mother Earth provides!

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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anything you can do, I can do stoned.

Today I have been grateful...

Our home is cool in this heat.

When I yell, "Hey, I'm washing those rocks in the bathroom sink," Hub-O-Matic responds, "Okay!"

My Hidden Company all have a good sense of humor, too.

TheGrands are ready to become River People.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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I just figured this was a rhetorical question.

Yes. The USA has officially been a shithole country since 2016 and will continue to be a shithole country until every magaT has been wiped from the ass of the world.

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I've started yelling, "Stop showing everyone the size of your penis, perv!" at men wearing any MAGAt merchandise.

You're welcome.

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Courage doesn't mean you don't get afraid. Courage means you don't let fear stop you.

Today I have been grateful...

I got it all done.

I am really enjoying year 4.

I rode the cart down the parking lot hill and didn't get hurt.

I was frustrated but shook it off instead of being bitchy.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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I don't always whoop. But when I do, there it is.

Today I have been grateful...

I let mySelf sleep.

I saw no one on my walk.

I helped someone who always helps me.

My thumb didn't quite snap in half, but hurts less than I feel like it should.

I've lost something precious, but am not freaking out about it.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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Forget about "hot girl summer" Allow me to introduce... Pot girl summer. We've got weed and snacks and we're fresh out of fucks. You in?!

Today I have been grateful...

I had time to focus.

I am releasing all forms of toxicity from my life with abandon.

Spirit does move me.

Coconut oil.

The shackles of depression are definitely loosening.

I walked the other way around, and saw new things.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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Person: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Me: Awfully bold of you to assume I've peaked.

Today I have been grateful...

I made a good choice.

On my walk a jogger I've spoken to before yelled, "Good morning, Queen," which made my day.

I was invited into the last house I lived in as a child.

Today would have been my Daddy's 94th birthday.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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The day I found out I was in a system, I decided to be a virus.

Today I have been grateful...

I took the time to appreciate.

I am not alone.

My Son-in-law spoke healing words to me.

My children are extraordinary Humans and my most cherished Teachers.

Coconut Oil.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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The wound is the place where the light enters you. --Rumi

Today I have been grateful...

I shared my truth with people I love.

I am healing inside and out.

An old Friend surprised us with a delicious meal delivery.

Hub-O-Matic and I saw SKETCH (do not miss this movie--it is delightful).

I leaned into my character.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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I don't want to look "pretty". I want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening.

Today I have been grateful...

TunaMac was a huge hit with the Littlest Grand.

An impromptu playdate.

All of my adult children had a well-earned wonderful weekend.

Hub-O-Matic is an amazing father/grandfather (Appa-D).

Self-imposed quiet.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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El na refa na la, me'olam hu shemecha! May her healing be miraculous and complete--sending all healing energy her way, and hugging YOU gently in my thoughts!!! One mom to another. 💙🧙🏻‍♀️🌀✨

all great changes are preceded by chaos

Today I have been grateful...

My Hub-O-Matic is kind, compassionate, generous, hilarious, loving, strong, sexy, and hates all things MAGA as much as I do.

I am now confident enough to take TheGrands to the park by mySelf.

We ate the leftovers.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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Don't be afraid to start over again. This time you're not starting from scratch, you're starting from experience.

Today I have been grateful...

I was glad for morning.

We got our walk in early and created a "Love Heart" out of stones on our path.

Breakfast with TheGrands and their GreatGrandmother.

Our major thru-line as a family is a razor sharp sense of humor.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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"She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire." --Charles Bukowski

Today I have been grateful...

A successful early morning walk with The Grands.

Early naps.

I was able to help.

Pizza and Cinnibons for dinner.

I kept my word.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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I'm so sorry for your loss, and agree compLETEly. Like everyone, I, too, will be dead one day, and even though that is my expected journey...I still think people who love me might be sad when it finally happens. Same thing. And when our pets leave this physical realm, it is devastating. 💙🧙🏻‍♀️🌀❤️‍🩹

Hello I AM... ACCOUNTABLE

Today I have been grateful...

I was able to break into the house and no one got hurt.

I was released from physical therapy...until next time (LOL).

Kindness transcends all barriers.

Hub-O-Matic (a locksmith, no less) fixed the door.

We laugh our asses off.

Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,

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