Robert Brockway

It was better that way.

Riptide was truly maximalist with the identifiable vehicle mascots.

They were his best friends in the world, next to a boat, a helicopter, a robot and several novelty cars.

The '80s were a simpler time.

He is? Fuck!

It sounds filthy when you put it like that.

Careful now, Brooklyn can still throw hands. Somebody's got to hold their latte while they do it, but they still do it.

I'm already in prison, what can they do to me? Second prison? Fuck second prison is right behind me, isn't it?

Oh no, my one weakness! Buying my book! And my other weakness - recommending it to others!

Haha love it.

Yes! The irony is that it's only ever to promote my book.

I'll be signing books at The Twisted Spine, March 28th! This is the ONLY signing event we have for now, so you better show up. I mean, they'll probably have signed stock to order online afterward but this is your last chance to face me.

What a lovely review. Haha I made you feel things, sucker.

Plenty of places do have copies still, check your local bookstores! Even online, a lot of them ship anywhere!

The third print run is coming in early March, but it's already spoken for. Hopefully that takes care of you if you're waiting on a backorder, because the fourth print run won't be coming until April 14th.

If you're having problems getting the book overseas the answer I got back - no shit - is that the book is selling faster than we can make copies. So I'm really sorry and I'll keep going to bat for you, I'll just do that in between bottles of champagne and doing donuts in my car.

Gonna give it a shot.

But I have so- god damn it. Is this what I've been doing to people??

I asked about this problem, and the answer I got back - no shit - is that the book is selling faster than we can make copies. So I'm really sorry and I'll keep going to bat for you, I'll just do that in between bottles of champagne and doing donuts in my car.

So much of the world must make sense to you now.

My wife was wonderful on this podcast. The movie was not.

Whoa really? I was just winging it. Maybe I should move.

I bet it stands for Testosterone, amirite ladies (whom I hate).

I can't stress enough how helpful that is. I had to do it with Goodreads and it took weeks, and sometimes they or Amazon will just go ahead and put the books back on my profile. Getting your profiles accurate is a bureaucratic nightmare.

This dude absolutely went to bat and got the books of some Men's Rights Advocate chud with the same name as me off my Storygraph profile.

They know.

Well hot damn man, thank you so much!

All of my Huckleberry erotically showering for bigfoot shower curtains - like tears in the rain

For the first time?

If you've been waiting with bated breath to see how all of Mountain Monsters crazy open plotlines and cliffhangers might resolve, I've got good news for you!