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Robert Brockway

@brockway.bsky.social

Screenwriter, novelist, podcaster, comedian. Putting the 900 in 1900HOTDOG. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend linktr.ee/brockwar

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He is? Fuck!

02.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It sounds filthy when you put it like that.

02.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Careful now, Brooklyn can still throw hands. Somebody's got to hold their latte while they do it, but they still do it.

02.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm already in prison, what can they do to me? Second prison? Fuck second prison is right behind me, isn't it?

02.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no, my one weakness! Buying my book! And my other weakness - recommending it to others!

02.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha love it.

02.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! The irony is that it's only ever to promote my book.

02.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'll be signing books at The Twisted Spine, March 28th! This is the ONLY signing event we have for now, so you better show up. I mean, they'll probably have signed stock to order online afterward but this is your last chance to face me.

02.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 0

What a lovely review. Haha I made you feel things, sucker.

26.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Plenty of places do have copies still, check your local bookstores! Even online, a lot of them ship anywhere!

25.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The third print run is coming in early March, but it's already spoken for. Hopefully that takes care of you if you're waiting on a backorder, because the fourth print run won't be coming until April 14th.

25.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you're having problems getting the book overseas the answer I got back - no shit - is that the book is selling faster than we can make copies. So I'm really sorry and I'll keep going to bat for you, I'll just do that in between bottles of champagne and doing donuts in my car.

25.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Gonna give it a shot.

25.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But I have so- god damn it. Is this what I've been doing to people??

25.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I asked about this problem, and the answer I got back - no shit - is that the book is selling faster than we can make copies. So I'm really sorry and I'll keep going to bat for you, I'll just do that in between bottles of champagne and doing donuts in my car.

25.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So much of the world must make sense to you now.

25.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My wife was wonderful on this podcast. The movie was not.

25.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Whoa really? I was just winging it. Maybe I should move.

25.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I bet it stands for Testosterone, amirite ladies (whom I hate).

24.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't stress enough how helpful that is. I had to do it with Goodreads and it took weeks, and sometimes they or Amazon will just go ahead and put the books back on my profile. Getting your profiles accurate is a bureaucratic nightmare.

24.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This dude absolutely went to bat and got the books of some Men's Rights Advocate chud with the same name as me off my Storygraph profile.

24.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 46    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

They know.

24.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well hot damn man, thank you so much!

23.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All of my Huckleberry erotically showering for bigfoot shower curtains - like tears in the rain

23.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the first time?

23.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you've been waiting with bated breath to see how all of Mountain Monsters crazy open plotlines and cliffhangers might resolve, I've got good news for you!

23.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 64    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0
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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 151, T And T's Silver Angel With Zak Koonce Brockway plays the podcasting trumpet, summoning Seanbaby and guest, Zak Koonce, to watch the forgotten Canadian Mr. T show, T and T. Specifically the episode where a geriatric lone ranger terrorizes

But of course: soundcloud.com/1900hotdog/d...
Even been watching more episodes thinking about covering it again.

23.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Machine That Processes Children: A Guest Post by Robert Brockway - B&N Reads An imaginary friend comes to life in this chilling and hilarious tale about what happens when our childhood companions never leave. Read on for an exclusive essay from author Robert Brockway on writin...

Did a little guest post for Barnes & Noble. They still have a blog! People still have blogs! www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/robert-...

19.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 33    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't wanna be the one to say it...

19.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah that's 100% my fault and no, not really.

19.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0