Selling enough books to buy an SNES from the prison commissary seems like a pipe dream, but I've got my eye on a Tiger Handheld of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane and YOU can help make that dream happen!
This is really going to fuck with my no followup questions mandate.
Doing an AMA on Reddit's r/Fantasy next week! Mark your calendars, or more likely make a quick mental note of it, forget it completely during the week, then go "oh right" when you accidentally stumble across it again, far too late to participate.
The Bigfeets Boiz @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social celebrate one of the best episodes of Mountain Monsters ever! Nothing happens in this one that isn't directly related to Wild Bill's penis. on.soundcloud.com/mJFHrVK3JXXE...
My god. I can't believe she actually captured it.
Same, but I tried to engage with it in the most honest way I could and I guess it resonated. Maybe they're some kind of people too? I have no way of proving this.
Yeah, I didn't know it was a thing either.
Buy the book so I don't have to understand social media: linktr.ee/killyourimag...
This is the influencer letter I wrote as part of the marketing campaign for I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200. My editor called it "insulting in a captivating way."
Screenwriting Pro-Tip: To keep morale up, never sort your producer contact sheet by status of last reply.
Yes but unfortunately nothing in the modern world is built to allow that.
Patreon's CMS is so bad and consistently broken our tech guy @katzatstudios.com spent some of the limited time he has on Earth coding this just to mock them. katzatstudios.com/PatreonResume/
I don't question a single word of this.
Or whatever it is you guys have instead of stores. Some kind of wagon? Possibly a monger. Go see your bookmonger, catch him and make your wish. He might have the book now!
Overseas folks who are desperate to kill some imaginary friends, who can feel that glittery blood on their teeth already but have no instruction manual: Good news! It looks like new copies of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 are slipping through the blockade! Check your local book goblin.
I'm disallowing it again now that I know they were ethically sourced.
A euro gun nut! Those are extra points.
Don't dream of me. You can dream of anything. Aim higher.
I'll allow this as long as those are human teeth I see.
You would have to smuggle photos out of the Evans compound like it was a North Korean theme park.
Even without the crime, this is simply one of my favorite puppet fights ever. (It is not a crime to fight puppets.)
This is true, at one point in I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 the main character daydreams about being able to invest in a gun to improve his productivity.
Like the compound allows photos.
Welp, this isn't the first time I've lost my life savings, but it is the fastest.
Be fair and include context, please. You make it sound like I'm using zoomer slang to describe retro fashion.
It's worse than that. I was referring to the actual 1970s.
Oh, I am.
The stupidest people in the world are surveilling our social media. If you do this, it will definitely put me on a list and probably get me killed.
I'm in.
Just got this. No deal. I appreciate the hustle but the bet was for multiple firearms.
Side note: This is starting to worry me.
Reader sent me this. Gonna go sink my life savings into a Polymarket bet that this is the only time anyone will ever pose my book with multiple firearms.
The audiobook is so fucking good.
It's been out for one month and I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 has 500+ ratings and 140 reviews on Goodreads. Still sitting at about 4 1/2 stars*. Incredible.
*You will allow me the dignity of rounding up.
