Robert Brockway

But a damn good lookin' one.

Like I'm only back and plugging this new book by pure accident, I had quit the business for years. I'll probably go away again after this. Aim higher, scammers! With lies, anything is possible!

I just think it's wild to use such a deep cut author, and then as proof of your marketing skills you point to two books that sold so badly he basically quit writing. "I ruined this man and I could do it for you too!"

I'm sure it's not just me, so I guess if you get any email from any marketing service that sort of looks like this, don't use the address they provide and track the author down yourself.

I miss her every day. Those sons of bitches!

And I told it "you come here often?"

Fuckin' unforgivable.

Almost exactly the reasoning I explained to my wife, long after I emailed the photo off to the publisher.

Wild, after 15 years as an author I'm finally notable enough to be used in a marketing scam! I did it!

Haha everyone thought I was bluffing simply because it was a terrible idea.

Buy this incredible piece of art, and also it comes with some story or something I wrote I guess. linktr.ee/killyourimag...

*All purchases come with non-optional demented author photo.

But wait! That's not all. Act now and I'll throw in a FREE Bonus Goblin!

Oh, shiny foil lettering on the spine? You better believe we got shiny foil lettering on the spine.

Your money doesn't just get you some pathetic WORDS put together in a stupid ORDER. You also get these gorgeous sprayed edges!

Hardcovers came in for my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! Look at this beautiful beast.

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Yeah, you are.

Schrodinger's Cock.

I think it works either way. It's not even a horror story, more a companion piece to fill you in on the characters.

Don't even joke about that.

I know what I'm advertising: My fucking book. It's also thick and uncut. linktr.ee/killyourimag...

I don't think this is advertising potato chips.

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Look at these horrific perverts.

Is that the title?

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