republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

“Yes. Will you accept a collect call from a Mr. Aaaaaaaaaa?”

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

Normalize calling this senile old asshole senile

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Pentagon tells Congress the first week of the Iran war cost the US $11.3 billion, an AP source says.

I know Trump routinely humiliates anyone who ingratiates themselves to him but honestly I’m built different

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/

pain at the pump is weakness leaving the Ford F-150

Five Nights At Oski’s

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

He is decomposing before our very eyes

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

I am begging anyone considering believing this to listen to one of these AI CEOs actually speak. Big difference between your 5 year old saying “there’s a monster in my closet” and a newspaper credulously printing “local child reports Bigfoot sighting”

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Thank you sir

who gets to fly in the government fuck plane now

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

seems bad

I gotta start sending you some of the guitar stuff I see