🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿LexiTheWulf✊🏿🏳️‍🌈

One of the things she’s running on is getting rid of inflation, by taking it all for herself. UwU

The Wulf-Kobold ticket OwO <3

Do you guys ever just stop and think? Like, do other people get in the shower and just stand there pondering life? Sometimes I’ll just stand under the water and think about everything. There’s something about the shower that makes it the perfect place to ponder.

but why would you want that... raccoons live there and they should be safe. I can always just step on you. UwU

I own size-shifting for home defense, since that's what the Founding Fursonas intended. Four ruffians break into my house. ‘What the devil?’ as I instantly grow from shortstack to three stories tall.

Yeah it's like running around a pool you might drowned

So remember to vote for me in 2028. And if I lose, will I step on all of America like a giantess brat? Yes. And frankly, you would love it. America, it’s time for some real change. Vote Lexi the Wolf. UwU

Turns out that didn’t really work out. But don’t worry. Prices are cheaper now anyway because we instituted socialism. Which socialism? It doesn’t fucking matter. Socialism!

And to those of you who were worried about the economy, I’m sorry certain people sold you down the river for cheaper eggs.

*Looks to the side camera*

Some of you have also asked about Elon. Don’t worry about Elon. We sent him back to where he belongs,

The sun!

On one of his own rocket ships. The remarkable thing is it even fucking returned itself afterward. Now that is what I call ingenuity. That is progress.

Now I know many of you are wondering: what happened to the orange man?

*Cuts to a graveyard*

You don’t want to know. Moving on.

Yes, that’s correct. I elected myself Vice President as well through the multiform technique. Very legal. Very efficient. Tremendous administrative streamlining.

Future Broadcast Press Conference, 2028:

Good evening, America. Everything is good now, and we’re sorry it took so long. As you can see, I am speaking to you today as the President on the Wulf–Wulf ticket.

I can be a cow if I want to, I can leave my friends behind,
’Cause my friends aren’t cows, and if they aren’t cows, well they’re no friends of mine. 🐮🥛🥛

Me every time I have to argue with a tiny: "I can literally see the curvature of the Earth from up here, and you’re still trying to argue with me?"

I don't know what I wrote here I legitimately think I became a caveman for a second LOL my notes are a lot of random bulshit and I write a lot of them:

Something I always loved was when the one growing doesn't WANT to grow. They actively fight against it and try to find a way to cure or stop it. Its kinda a turn on for me that someone is getting all that size and power when they dont want it. #sizesky

So I've been posting a lot because I've been going back over old shit that I write in a Discord to myself. I have no idea what this could mean but it might be a prophecy, I am a goddess after all:

I swear this blue sky has a plot It's not just all fan service, You gotta find the secret lore like FNAF Though it may be in my asshole! OwO

Shit I gotta do something to keep all the goonies and lewdies Interested shit... I would like to be cum inflated... Yeah. yeah. that's good go like that lol UwU

You ever passed out from scent alone, tiny? My paws been baking divine for hours, and you’re gonna sniff n' squirm ‘til I say you can breathe.

Say it “Mommy’s musk is sacred.”

Now! lick~ UwU <3

I wanna feel that tiny lil tongue workin’ through layers of divine filth ’cause if a goddess gotta bathe herself, what’s the point of keeping you around, huh? UwU

Wanna sniff where a goddess sat? Bet you’d press your lil face into that still-warm indent and moan like a sinner begging for judgment~ UwU <3

Hours of bouncing, teasing, sweating... I peeled my fat thicc ass off that velvet and whew, baby, the scent stuck. I left a whole-ass imprint. Even my throne lookin’ flustered.

" and you? You’ll be just a cute lil stain on my goddess-sized cheeks~ >:3" Lexi licks a fang, smiling like the smug lil menace she is, as the pressure builds and the world around her vanishes into soft, jiggling, divine darkness~ >///<

She grinds her hips just once, playfully, slow "You feel that? That’s not even my final form, boo~ Keep beggin’ down there, if you can even breathe under all this ass~ ‘Cause I ain't stoppin’ til I’m bigger than your whole reality…"

"Mmph~ There we go~ Allllll gone~ Crushed under this divine thiccness like the lil bug you are~ Can’t even wiggle, huh~? That’s ‘cause every inch of me is a soft, smothering apocalypse~ ÒwÓ"

Her weight multiplies until the air is hot with it. Your body is pinned completely beneath her plush, planet-bending posterior, and she moans as your little form disappears into the canyon of her curves~

Your lap suddenly groans. Not from her teasing tone, but from the rapid swell of her divine body. Her hips begin to expand with a slow, syrupy stretch… 149 cm becomes 200… 300… 500… feet. (That’s over 152 meters, babe~)

"Awww~ You okay under there? I’m not too heavy yet, right? Hehe… but guess what… I’m not stayin’ this size~ Ready for a little pressure, cutie?"