jacob galapagos

jacob galapagos

@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social

what the hfuck

4,358 Followers 417 Following 2,655 Posts Joined Jul 2023
13 minutes ago

I’m surprised no comma isn’t gonna be on slayyyters album. Telling everyone to kill that motherfucker really just fits the vibe

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4 hours ago

This is so real, you will land safely before you know it

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7 hours ago

It came back on shortly after, we didn’t have to resort to such drastic measures

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18 hours ago

No one tells you how to carry on gay guy movie night after the power goes out

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18 hours ago

The power going out in your complex after you posted this is divine punishment

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19 hours ago

I’ve been exposed to the beauty of roadshow auction

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21 hours ago

Nini caca

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1 day ago

Do you ever stop thinking about me

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1 day ago

Shoulder pain

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1 day ago

#thepittspoilers

Mel being out-slutted by Becca is fierce as hell

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2 days ago

You’ve absolutely said this multiple times at gay guy movie night

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2 days ago

Jesus fucking christ

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2 days ago
Peter griffin

God I hope he loves himself. He’s so beautiful. And he’s endured so much pain in his life

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3 days ago

🤭

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3 days ago

It might kill you

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3 days ago

Did it wrong

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3 days ago

I don’t know. Now I’m scared

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3 days ago
Mia having a snake slither up her vagina in evil dead (2013)

Oh like the diva from evil dead (2013)

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3 days ago
Shirtless selfie with towel

Took the shower that makes you gay

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3 days ago

TERRIFIED of big hairy pecs

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3 days ago

It’s everything

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3 days ago

I was waiting for someone to bring this up

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3 days ago

Well you missed your opportunity

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3 days ago

You attract what you fear

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3 days ago

Baby kangaroo snatchers:

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3 days ago

Okay great

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3 days ago

Ohhhhh the advice kiss

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3 days ago

I didn’t think this one through

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3 days ago

I think I’ll continue

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3 days ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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