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jacob galapagos

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what the hfuck

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They touch me…

05.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait suffer with me lol

05.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I’ve started watching overwatch tips and tricks videos someone needs to shoot me with a gun

05.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

No bc why is this expensive flour hurting me

05.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This says a lot about how we treat gays

05.03.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Spongebag eating a mouse trap

Spongebag eating a mouse trap

Bought a new thing of protein powder and it made my tummy hurt

05.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone’s saying it

04.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

04.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now why are we spraying ME

04.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And NOTHING else

04.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#yes

04.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of me shirtless from the tits up

Selfie of me shirtless from the tits up

Ohhhhh the haircut…

04.03.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

My evil girth

04.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It ain’t much but it’s honest girth

04.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ru Paul voice: my queens! For the first time in drag race herstory, I’m going to touch you

03.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rihanna if you would like to be spared from the impending class war you must firebomb your corporate headquarters and then some oil rigs

03.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch out ru….

03.03.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really nervous for season 19 of drag race. What if they ask me to compete? I don’t even know how to do makeup

03.03.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have overdosed on laughter and smiles from gay guy drag race night

02.03.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well there’s men hugging, that’s not allowed

01.03.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me as HELL

01.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not fond of everyone’s lifestyle choice :/

01.03.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m like if a girl was out at a gay bar

01.03.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why it’s fun!!!

01.03.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Has liberating a country through bombing their children to death ever worked?

28.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œFunnier in person” okay I’m funnier over text. Stay away from me, physically

28.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So you’re feeling panicked - that’s okay! The important thing to remember is that you’ve done nothing wrong. They probably deserved it and didn’t have anything to live for.

Lemon juice and vinegar are great for getting blood stains out-

28.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many grams of fiber are in a session of locking in?

27.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
I’m no cockologist but I’ll take a look

I’m no cockologist but I’ll take a look

27.02.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy, boys!! I gave her a buzzcut

27.02.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0