dreamdropdazing

noidification

dorley dropouts

raver bonafides confirmed

also happy birthday!!! 🤘🤘🤘

the bells are ringing, baybee

Meme from Malcom in the Middle of the kid in a birthday hat saying “I expect nothing and I’m still let down.”

against my better judgment I saw the jared leto Tron movie. Here is my non-spoiler review of it.

thank you for your service, your valor is commended for you've saved the eyes of a fellow tron freak 🫡🫡🫡

You thought I was about to cum, but when I cried out that was just to signal the start of my second phase.

my partner doing something very similar ages ago is what got me off of Overwatch.

silktober day 2: cap

happy wedding!

the legacy of hypnotic hysterical literature lives on, this idea is great

spelled "Menchaca"

round here we say "man-chack"

but if they gotta be independent, skong 1st, then herb as consolation/come-down

it's possible to skong while high, but one can't get zooted beyond belief. a smidge of grass takes the edge off the runback, but an edible takes the shaw right outta me

wishing you all da locktober blessings that you find your glass slipper! i got my sizing wrong on my last one so i think i know how to go smaller in the necessary spots, it's just mistakes can be pricey...

amen, homie. is your problem too big or too small?

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

got the double-jump in Silksong and got to bimbofy my brain while giving oral, if this ain't a good day i don't know what is

love it when u can smell the chef's quality work wafting on the wind before the dish drops

next time some obnoxious chud asks me "why r u still wearing a mask" (as if we've eliminated all respiratory illness!) imma tell em it's b/c my doctor said my breath too stinky, it makes babies cry and grown men like you lose their beautiful bushy eyebrows

u can do it!!!

the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy

thank ya for the source~!

the key to climbing Mount Fay in Silksong is to put on "Reach for the Summit" from the Celeste soundtrack, once again Lena Raine carries me through my toughest trials

terrified of the prospect of catching up to date on Dorley, past halfway through Book 2 and devouring da chapters

unrelated, i gotta update my avatar...

uh oh bilbo feederism

swap "horny" with "hungry" in all generic mantras and you're set

ohoho, bonjour fard

some real devious hard brainwashing! the better you drown it out the less likely you are to notice as suggestion & encouragements worm their way in... plus, once sound is removed, one could be pliable to the replacement sound

okay fine i might sign onto a "mind break" scene built around this...