Something that makes me feel a tiny bit better is that no matter how many illegal arrests an ICE agent performs, 10, 30, 50, 100, at the end of each one they’re still a pathetic, pussy bitch. And nothing they do can ever change that

If a majority of the country, and the entire rest of the world is saying the sky’s blue, and you’re still saying it’s green, it might be time to pull your head out of your ass

If you’re ’impeded’ by a guy standing off to the side and recording you, you’re laughably bad at your job, and you’re softer than charmin