RFK Jr’s Brain Worm

That’s all his lawyer’s worms.

No relation.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair next to a briefcase . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair next to a briefcase .

I have a cousin in that brain of hers, called him up last week and said "You know what'd be funny..."

Didn't think she'd actually do it.

a man with a mustache is dancing in front of a group of people ALT: a man with a mustache is dancing in front of a group of people

one rotten cell at a time

McDs only has subpar worms, bottom of the barrel inbred stock. They eat too much! Look at what they did to Trump! If it weren’t for us nobody would have voted for him. You have to eat JUST enough to make them stupid, but keep them functional in some form of reality.

I’ll tell you what is fabricated. The theory that brain worms are going to take over the world. That I am goi..we... wait, no, THEY are infiltrating the White House. Not true at all

He'll say what I want him to say

He used to have that thought often, until I ate it.

Scrambled?? heh... rude!

no..we ate that too

Randy!! My great great great grandfather ate his brain ages ago. Can’t believe he’s still around.

He thought it about it before but I ate it.

My name is Carl thank you very much

You may not get any vaccines or medicine for a few years but look at the dark side, you will get total world domination by brain worms. And that my friends…is my goal.

I mourn for my family and friends who died of starvation in that head of yours. But thanks for keeping them alive for a while.

That’s an escape hatch my cousin built. He’s running on fumes in there, not much left to eat.

Still ticking...still chewing away. Not much left..

It was a 3 day old costco foot long hot dog. Don't remember how i got there, first thing i remember i'm in a park garbage can with a raccoon bearing down on me. All of a sudden in comes this crazy old guy like Ric Flair from the top ropes screaming about wieners..what he did to that poor raccoon :(

Hold on, the 5G talk wasn't me..that's all him. Without 5G I wouldn't be able to post from in here.

I have some cousins in the brains of a few NYT editors, looks like they're going to run out of food soon

I don't know about "NO" redeeming qualities... his brain tastes good

Should i eat more of his brain and see if anything changes?

oof..I should have left you a tad more brain there. Sorry about that mate

Sounds fine to me

The left? You know people on the left? Can you introduce me to one?! I’ve been eating maga brains for so long I’m dying from starvation here. I need a real meal!

That was me, my bad. I don’t know words! I’m a worm!

Imposter!

Hey I remember you! Wasn’t in your head that long though, less of a meal and more of a very light rotten snack