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Taller than you’d think. Full of ire. I will make anything into a quesadilla. I like knives. Here for the resistance, sarcasm is my weapon of choice.

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Latest posts by detachablefetus.bsky.social on Bluesky

An army of the dead sounds like appropriate peers for him

23.04.2025 05:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably used a church scepter in an unconventional way

23.04.2025 05:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hard agree. Not a fresh flower in the garden of life. An heir to the Massengill fortune. Prob did coke off a newborn fontanelle.

22.04.2025 14:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That can never be said enough, really.

22.04.2025 13:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Racist care bear looking furniture liking cabbage patch Draco Malfoy

22.04.2025 13:08 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

She has small yappy dog energy and oyster cracker looking eyes

22.04.2025 13:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t think of anyone who belongs less at an Easter egg roll

22.04.2025 12:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As an injury researcher I can say this is devastating for every single person on earth—our work keeps everyone safer.

22.04.2025 12:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What in the Joseph Semmelweis is wrong with that guy

22.04.2025 12:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good, he’s a complete turd and more importantly shows no signs of competence whatsoever

22.04.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bro literally made an ass of himself with this, his rectum opus

18.04.2025 04:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh wow I did not expect alive. What wonderful news. Respect and gratitude to Van Hollen.

18.04.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you put “churches” in place of Harvard I think he’s onto something

16.04.2025 15:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the Whiteness Protection Program

16.04.2025 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She challenges my equanimity

16.04.2025 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kissed the earth and I liked it

16.04.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’ve ever been to The Villages you somehow understand The Lottery in a different way

10.04.2025 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prediction:

Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.

10.04.2025 03:44 — 👍 31639    🔁 6449    💬 296    📌 282

Do these moths also turn to dust when you smack them with a towel? I’m not endorsing violence but normal moths do that which is freaky

08.04.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Call your congresspeople! This is a huge and critical contribution and an incredible way to show up.

07.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I do not like her

07.04.2025 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has a concept of a notion flanked by a possible idea on one side and an aim on the other

07.04.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh god

07.04.2025 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flour Rangers

05.04.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking thimble headed gherkin

05.04.2025 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They got a different bird inside, wtf

05.04.2025 02:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Medusa come look at this man

05.04.2025 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shock and awe now coming to institutions near you, stay tuned for more despair

05.04.2025 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How does one make trains unsafe? Does he mean because the poors are in them? What’s he scared of?

05.04.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tammy Baldwin has been out forever.

04.04.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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