Allyson

why is goodnight one word but good morning two words?

25.01.2025 19:30 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I like matte covers better. I don’t know why I just do.

25.01.2025 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.

Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.

#Resist

22.01.2025 01:07 — 👍 37072    🔁 4938    💬 550    📌 138

It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.

19.01.2025 00:58 — 👍 34752    🔁 5888    💬 1027    📌 338

19.01.2025 20:30 — 👍 34820    🔁 8757    💬 676    📌 394

Just browsing through some old tweets

19.01.2025 20:58 — 👍 760    🔁 200    💬 20    📌 11

a drawing of a typewriter with the words " do n't stop until you 're proud " written on it Alt: a drawing of a typewriter with the words "don't stop until you're proud" written on it.

24.11.2024 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Talk less. Read more.

03.12.2024 11:40 — 👍 1221    🔁 186    💬 44    📌 21

Work in progress of a fanart of Manon Blackbeak and her Wyvern from Throne of Glass by Sara J. Maas

I need coffee

#art #wip #fanart #tog #manonblackbeak

28.10.2024 16:42 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”

18.01.2025 18:18 — 👍 12271    🔁 1574    💬 315    📌 124

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

12.12.2024 13:32 — 👍 17790    🔁 1231    💬 234    📌 84