Randy Sams

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."

Arthur C. Clarke

I don’t wanna.

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The only Bass you need

President-elect Musk is really setting down the marker of how he wants to run his administration.

VP Trump better pay attention.

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🤘🤘🤘

I know it’s satire. You know it’s satire. We also know it’s an entirely plausible scenario.

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna have nightmares about this tonight…

lol… the shit my brain comes up with when I’m trying to avoid working

Agreed, I’m not sure Don Key knows his limits…

Seriously. Pretty sure the whole heart extraction scene was actually when the trip started to turn and he encountered a fire lit room of workers removing sour mash from old barrels.

You think we can get Kiefer to play Mr Kong in the live action adaptation?!?

Of course, did I fail to mention the rack house was in an old abandoned mine? It makes total sense, whiskey ages best in cold climates and mines are naturally cool. His nephew, was actually the poor guard that he bamboozled into joining him on his adventure.

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Donkey Kong is really the untold story of a guy who took too much LSD and got stuck in a whiskey rack house. There was a mustachioed chap trying to chase him out with a rubber mallet and all he could do was chunk whiskey barrels at him.

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I was chief safety officer in college, responsible for many impromptu safety meetings. Now my dogs just watch me and wander why I’m coughing so much 🫠🫠🫠

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theatres as a kid.

Panel 1 August and Gustopher have just finished watching an episode of a show and they have strong opinions. Mewbert is also there. August: Wow, that episode was bad. Gustopher: THE WHOLE SHOW IS BAD! Panel 2 Gustopher: The plot makes no sense. The acting is terrible. It's a waste of time. Panel 3 August and Gustopher sit in silence. Internally, August is finds himself impressed at Gustopher's developing ability to view media a little more critically. Mewbert is unimpressed because Gustopher has his arms crossed and is not petting her. Panel 4 August: Do you want to watch another episode? Gustopher: YEAH! Let's make popcorn! And thus, Gustopher takes a concerning step towards the path of becoming an internet critic.

Bad Episode - Gator Days

Haha I had a cat that would do that at night. We never actually saw him doing it, but we would find these impressions in the carpet of a butt and two front paws facing our bed. He would only do it at night. watching us sleep… super creepy lol

Kind of like the dominion machine nonsense all coming from some lady who saw it in a dream… facts mean nothing anymore.

Dog date

Haha yea, fair point about the UE5 note.

For me It really hit when she quaffed the potion and her eyes went all emo.

I’m ready for more insane nightmare inducing monsters to slay!

I had full body goosies watching that trailer. So freaking pumped.