I'd rather piss out a tabasco covered cactus than format tables in Word.
17.02.2026 16:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@streamnerd.bsky.social
Associate Professor of Aquatic Ecology at Texas Tech Proud alum of Lake Superior State University I like streams, lakes, food webs, and the people who appreciate them! Subjected to entropy, daily. Keeper of dogs. Perfecting bacon.
I'd rather piss out a tabasco covered cactus than format tables in Word.
17.02.2026 16:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is fantastic.
04.02.2026 14:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth, our short film "Avanyu" highlights what the Wild and Scenic Rio Grande means to one Tesuque Pueblo family. The Rio Grande is more than an office, more than a provider, it is home.
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Grant me strength, for I lack the courage or conviction to say no.
26.09.2025 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does anyone use the BenthoTorch and do you have a field protocol you'd be willing to share? #streamecology #ecology
17.09.2025 19:45 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0There is a certain irony to an account that espouses the "facts" they don't teach you, then uses a photo of an event that didn't happen (just an AI figmentation).
04.09.2025 18:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If we don't take risks in life, then what's the point of living?
05.08.2025 21:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Really cool results. Focusing on the broader spectrum of particle sizes can reveal patterns that would otherwise be missed if we only focus on the microplastics.
28.07.2025 19:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Check out our ( @annorton.bsky.social ) new paper examining plastic particle size distributions across the land-water ecotone. #microplastic #environment #pollution #plasticpollution
We detected gradients that followed the shift from land to water.
Way to go Rachel!!!! Congratulations
24.07.2025 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is she ded? No, not ded. Just living her best life. #olddogs #foreverhome
21.07.2025 14:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Asymmetric competition among stream fishes: Do food web pathways affect competitive outcomes? - George - 2024 - Ecosphere - Wiley Online Library esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10....
Please check out our paper! Share too! #invasivespecies #ecology #foodweb #conservation
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18.06.2025 22:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's invasive common carp spawning season. Disturbance associated with carp spawning (i.e., bioturbation) resuspends sediments, nutrients, and microplastics.
11.06.2025 13:44 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I enjoyed reading your paper! Great work!!!
03.06.2025 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We're looking to hire a fundraising coordinator for 2 separate campaigns. Come join the IRBS team! illinois-river-bio-station.inhs.illinois.edu/about/employ...
02.05.2025 21:34 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Please help share! Please send any questions my way. We're starting to new fundraising campaigns and are in need of a coordinator to raise funds to help support and protect our monitoring and research programs and a new research and education facility.
02.05.2025 21:42 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I ended up going a different direction with a bioturbation, microplastics, water quality focused talk. I already had an abstract written and it might be published before the conference.
21.04.2025 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I Have No Nose, And I Must Sneeze
19.04.2025 13:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Check out our #nongame #fisheries #management symposium at #AFS155.
18.04.2025 14:09 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Nongame you say? Do you have a quick summary of the symposium? I'd be very interested in contributing.
18.04.2025 14:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Raindrops on my guitar
05.03.2025 19:58 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Prime cancelled.
01.03.2025 03:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do you fly in airplanes? Drive on highways? File taxes? Have kids or elderly parents? Go to the doctor? Prefer not to be poisoned by toxic chemicals? Then you rely on the government services that Musk is hobbling. It is tragic that many Americans wonβt realize this until those services are killed.
28.02.2025 13:56 β π 2203 π 598 π¬ 25 π 17Tomorrow's goal: Cancel Amazon Prime subscription.
28.02.2025 02:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chorizo breakfast burritos are significantly better than bacon breakfast burritos. Replicate samples were taken. I ran the stats. The results are comprehensive. I need a nap.
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