Josh

Typ typing away to distract from the horrors.

A picture of a grey scale NES style mechanical keyboard. It is on a wood table next to a green stone plate that contains a light up wristband from the flop musical ONCE UPON A ONE MORE TIME, a skull candle holder, a glass amber ribbed (for my pleasure) vase, and next to all that is a pink decorative plate that says CUNT. I CAN'T STOP TYPING ON THIS THING. MAVIS BEACON PLEASE LOVE ME.

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM!

Who knew the price of DELICIOUS temporary happy chemicals came at the low low price of a new ON SALE clickty clackty keyboard. I will be buried with this. Click Clack the fun don't stop.

A picture of a rainbow Labubu (a multicolored fuzzy lil stuffed figure thing with a human-esque face and an evil grin. It's like if a "Where the Wild Things Are" creature was a coked out demon twink with sharpened teeth in a bunny suit) on my table next to a pink fancy plate that says "CUNT", a small iridescent purple glass pumpkin, and a metallic "CHICKEN NUGGETS" ornament hanging from a Lego bonsai tree.

Got one of these fuckers. That means they're stupid now, right?

Someone at this gay bar smells like my grandma.

A screenshot of the character Brock from the first season of the Pokémon anime holding up onigiri rice balls smiling and saying, "These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite!"

Some people on the train pulled out some onigiri rice balls to snack on and my dumbass IMMEDIATELY thought, "oh nice, donuts." Thanks for the brain rot 4Kids.

A water stand pipe with two red caps sticking out of the sidewalk with a flat top that is perfect for sitting while waiting in line for something. I added shitty emoji hearts and sparkles.

When you're in line for something for a long time and your spot lines up with this absolute QUEEN. Miss you already girl, thanks for cradling my cheeks 💖

White Lotus Season 3 title sequence is that you? #pokemon #WhiteLotus

TetsmooO!!!!

They grow up so fast!

🎶🌿💚

The barcode label on a shoe box, the name of the shoe is "RESPECT. CINNAMON"

*someone acting out of line at the strip club*

The Bouncer:

A photo from a car window (I was a passenger!!) of a building that is a combination of a Denny's Diner and a Liquor World store. There is a white SUV photo bombing in the center.

You can find me at the Denny's. You can find me at the Liquor World. You can find me at the combination Denny's Liquor World

Staying at the Flamingo and it's gonna be very hard to not quote Streetcar Named Desire when someone asks where I'm staying.

"The FlamINgo?! NO!!! It was the taRANTULA!!! It was a bIG SPIDER. It's where I brought MY VICTIMS!!"

Overheard on my flight to Vegas (read in the juciest Long Island accent you can muster)

Paula: "Oh my GAWD Janice is sat between two HAWT guys!"

The other one: "Paula, they're gettin' MARRIED, we can be cougahs latah!"

Paula: :They're not married YET!" *Insane long island laugh*

This should be in the Louvre.

A perfect day!

Help! I've fallen (in love with rhinestoning) and I can't stop making my shoes cunty!

(Ignore the stone that's already fallen off)

Sometimes when I'm feeling mentally spicy I'll walk around like a GTA Vice City prostitute and, honestly, it heals me a lil.

#LowPolyMode

Kai from Avowed is just fish Garrus Vakarian and I'm HERE for it.

Nothing like a new employer asking for a clear photo of me to remind me that I am physically incapable of taking a normal photo of myself.

DMV clerk: "Why do you want an enhanced license? You wanna go to Canada?"

Me with zero chill: "YES."

The DMV clerk reading my pins on my bag:

"'Arizona Shrimp Horny'

Hmmm.

'Be Gay Do Crime'

Ok."

Me: "I shouldn't have worn these here."

I ended up in a record store because of reasons and I asked if they had any Björk and the clerk just vaguely pointed to the center of the wall where her face plainly was and I said,

"Oh! There she is!"

And bought Homogenic.

A picture of Dolly Parton (what a surprise!) in a black leather bolero jacket with high shoulders and a black corseted top showing off dem tiddies. Her blonde hair is in tight permed curls flowing down her back and front. All on a rainbow Lisa Frank-ish background with the phrase "Fuck around / Find out" framing her on top and bottom.

Manifesting ✨

Watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch on plane TV and she just committed election fraud. Not cool Sabrina Spellman, NOT COOL.

The engine and wing of a commercial plane at night lit by the plane's lights

This is some N64 level lighting. Looks fake as hell.

They don't card you for alcohol if you're playing a Gameboy.

Me holding an Atomic Purple(TM) Gameboy Color on playing Pokémon Yellow (Pikachu show on screen), while Brendan Fraser is on screen holding a hissing white cat that is the bane of Imhotep, a package of delicious delicious Biscoff, and a gin and soda for vibes

That plane personal light is still absolutely *chefs kiss* for Gameboy playing. 🤌🫦

On a plane and watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy, starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz and playing Pokémon Yellow doing my damnedest to pretend it's 1999.