Andy Diggle

Famously, corvids are highly intelligent problem-solvers.

They’re also greedy fuckers.

Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.

“Never used to be like this,” he insists.

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

It's really begging to be a high end TV/streaming show starring Sophie Wilde.

I would happily watch all of these!

My wren design- a tiny wren I've sculpted in recycled silver, with plumage detail hanging on a sterling minibelcher chain

An intricate cast of a real snowdrop I've made in recycled silver, hanging from a sterling minibelcher chain

An intricate cast of a lily of the valley flower I've made in recycled silver hanging from a sterling minibelcher chain

An intricate cast of a jay feather I've made in recycled silver, hanging from a sterling minibelcher chain

I'll be closing my jewellery order book tmrw at 10pm-
LAST CHANCE to order my individually handmade silver casts of real flowers & tiny wearable sculptures of birds in time for🌲(I ship to the US too)
Designs include blackbird, snowdrop,wild carrot, bluebell, jay feather:
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...

Insert a movie into another movie:

When Dirty Harry Met Sally

The Empire Strikes Back To The Future

The Good Will Hunting, The Bad Lieutenant And The Coyote Ugly

My future wife, Dana Scully

*sigh*

I might moan about classics not being available on streaming, but to be fair, tonight I had a hankering to rewatch Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose for the first time in 30 (!) years and damn, there it is.

... And with it, that long pining ache for my future wife, Dana Scully.

Wait, but cheese is good. I'm so conflicted

When I saw that Wally Wood piece I made an involuntary sound. I'm not ashamed.

It's like looking in a mirror...

My spirit animal

My spirit animal

Ss...

Similarly, the Mummy wouldn't make a great protagonist if you had to watch him lying in his coffin for 4,000 years.

Yes. This is why Dracula was not a protagonist.

*googling to remind yourself what actually happened in that film*

There Will Be Blood is a film that people feel they *should* like, because it has Decorative Photography and Lots Of Acting.

Next time you're down the pub, ask a friend to tell you the story.

"There's this guy who likes oil more than people and... and there's a famous line about a milkshake...?"

You would mind, though. You would mind a "story" where nothing and nobody challenges Dracula.

I read the script before I saw the movie and it was like Villeneuve had plucked it straight out of my mind's eye. And then improved on it. Fucking amazing.

... Anyway, Paul Dano is good.

I dig the script too. You?

Story is change. Daniel Plainview does not change.

It’s not a story. It’s just a bunch of stuff that happens.

There Will Be Blood is wildly overrated, and Paul Dano (in either of his roles) is really not the problem.

Have you seen Prisoners?

"He said, 'Sir, the problem is this is Walter Reed Hospital, and that's a military hospital, and that means things are, y'know, sort of open. It's not like private where you, if you do poorly we'll uhh, have to, probably you'll, you'll find out.'"

Yup, no cognitive problems here, no siree!

Spilling the TEA