Andy Diggle

Procrastination is a hard habit to kick.

Here are my top 10 tips for finishing what you start:

1. Make a list
2.

Asked my daughter what she thought of her first viewing of THE THING and got this in response.

David Lynch saying “Good morning everyone, It’s…It’s a total shitshow out there, today.

Monday mood

There's a great maze of tunnels, a Labyrinth. It's like a great dark city, under the hill. Full of gold, and the swords of old heroes, and old crowns, and bones, and years, and silence.

Yep, it's a popular bit of cognitive dissonance among right wingers. You see the same with Americans talking about NYC - somehow it's simultaneously Assault on Precinct 13 meets The Warriors there, but also entirely populated by effete liberal sissies who wouldn't last five minutes in the Real World

I mean, you're not wrong...

I believe the technical term is highfalutin'.

“Jimmy, have I lost grip of my faculties? Or is that the Metropolis-Albuquerque Locomotive prototype from the World’s Fair, all upjumped and muddled around and somehow strolling about of its own accord?!” Art: Leandro Fernandez. Colours: Matt Hollingsworth. Lettering: Simon Bowland

I’ll admit, I was pleased with Lois Lane’s line here…

#MetAllo #GothamByGaslight #RobotsInDisguise

Nice surprise in the mail today…

Trump’s mental decline is undeniable — so what now? hemselves, that there is a problem, just as Biden’s supporters did for him.    Donald Trump is showing all the signs of suffering from dementia. If this were a neighbor, a parent, or a family frien…

The man who puts the "con" into "confabulation."

a close up of a bald man with a beard making a funny face . Alt: Captain Picard refuses to lie under torture, and instead truthfully insists: "There are four lights!"

Imagine firing the head of the Bureau of Labor STATISTICS because you claim to want "accurate jobs numbers" — and then saying you're going to reduce drug prices by “1,000%, 600%, 500%, 1,500%.”

Our sun will eventually die, and all life on Earth with it. Enjoy your Monday.

Well that doesn't sound great.

"No wonder your news organisation, which is very bad incidentally, is failing very badly."

Free drinks forever for the first reporter who dares to ask this moron, “So if it cost $100 before, what does it cost after your 1,500% reduction?”

Chuffed with my new mac. Going from 8GB to 24GB is a hell of an improvement!

*david attenborough voice* And so with ponderous slowness, yet grim determination to face the hardships that will surely lie ahead, the great migration begins…

He misspelled brownshirts

‘Self-termination is most likely’: the history and future of societal collapse An epic analysis of 5,000 years of civilisation argues that a global collapse is coming unless inequality is vanquished

“History is best told as a story of organised crime.”

I mean

Me: Hey can I climb this cliff face that’s covered in slippery alien moss?

Jedi Fallen Order: Sure! Have fun!

Me: And this wall that’s literally made of metal ladders?

Jedi Fallen Order: lol fuck no

Let UNRWA Aid Trucks Into Gaza The region’s most experienced aid agency could feed all of Gaza’s population for three months—if Israel would just let them do their job.

At this very moment, UNRWA alone has 6,000 trucks waiting just beyond the border with enough food to feed the entire population of Gaza for 3 mos

Why is Israel restricting UNRWA, and the UN, from doing the work they know best?

www.thenation.com/article/worl...

It is? Uhh... cool!

An entirely reasonable reaction. Yours, I mean, not hers, because that moment was FUCKING AWESOME

In Jaws when Hooper's checking out the wrecked boat and Ben Gardner's head pops out, the kid sat right in front of me literally jumped a foot in the air like there was a spring in his seat.

Also: the guy who stood up and yelled FUCK YEAH when Mr Blonde finally got shot in Reservoir Dogs.

Me three months ago:

Complete devastation

New aerial view of Gaza.

Here's the script for A24's Heretic, btw. It's really good.

Wrote an offhand post saying "somebody should write Heretic but for" [redacted] — and before I posted, it flicked a switch in my brain. So I've just spent the past half hour frantically scribbling notes for a new thing.

Dunno if I'll ever do anything with it... but I caught lightning in a bottle.