@steved24.bsky.social
Lif is too short
Did my best ever time for finishing a Marathon earlierβ¦sorry, they're Snickers now aren't theyβ¦
10.08.2025 22:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's a small world! Same pub and heading to the same gigβ¦and I can confirm prosecco by name and prosecco by nature π€£π₯
01.08.2025 14:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'll do that π
01.08.2025 13:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The gig was great π
Bumped into 2 girls we went to school with too, so it was good to catch up. Maybe bump into you making eyes at Evan Dando in SWG3 π€£
@proseccoscot.bsky.social Lovely to meet you. Did you enjoy the gig?
31.07.2025 22:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0At least you're upsetting the right people π€£π€£
12.03.2025 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Facebookβ¦where every 3rd post seems to be a joke about the distance to the Wetherspoons toilets π€·ββοΈ
12.03.2025 20:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'll bet Β£100 I could beat anyone on here in a gondola raceβ¦that's got to be worth a puntβ¦
28.02.2025 23:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's just blank pages, isn't it? That's impossible π€·ββοΈπ
04.02.2025 11:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
All this stuff about Christiano Ronaldo being the self-proclaimed most complete footballer ever.
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo π§π·
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01.02.2025 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Started a group called The Gastric Bandβ¦we do Thin Lizzy coversβ¦
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A Huddersfield Town fan & nails it when it comes to Musk. What's not to love about @reecedinsdale.bsky.social π
26.01.2025 23:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In other news, Michelle Mone & her husband have set up a roofing businessβ¦
24.01.2025 16:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whole family have been in the house all morning because of the weather warningβ¦how the fuck did we survive lockdown π€·ββοΈπ€ͺ
24.01.2025 12:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The guy who did the voice for Charlie Brown has been arrested for stalking.....doesn't that make him Snoopy?
23.01.2025 12:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β€οΈπ
23.01.2025 08:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm in charge of a group of vampire huntersβ¦I've always been good at stakeholder managementβ¦
22.01.2025 23:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A tenner βΊοΈππ
22.01.2025 18:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep. When he diesβ¦
22.01.2025 16:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
β¦unless it's me doing a Nazi salute, TWICE, on live TV, then believe me when I say that didn't happenβ¦
22.01.2025 15:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's that day againβ¦Platelet donation & Tunnock's Tea Cake Dayπ©Έππ
22.01.2025 12:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Today is Squirrel Appreciation Dayβ¦the world's gone nutsβ¦
21.01.2025 23:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Girlfriend asked me to draw her a bathβ¦hope she likes itβ¦
19.01.2025 18:53 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Duck autocorrect!
12.01.2025 20:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just heard this again for the 1st time in years. If you were a teen in the 80s & didn't sing "solid as a cock" I don't think we can be friends π
open.spotify.com/track/4sr4Nd...
Interviewer: βYour CV says youβve been to prison?β
Me: βSorry, thatβs a mistakeβ
Interviewer: βSo you havenβt?β
Me: βI have, I just didnβt mean to put it on thereβ
Turns out free speech Champion & diamond class sycophant is only for freedom when it's a load of old shite from rich opportunists & she doesn't really like the truthβ¦
09.01.2025 11:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My OnlyFans is just me baking bread & trying to make enough money to afford butterβ¦
08.01.2025 22:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was once in a fight with Jarvis Cocker to be the lead singer of a bandβ¦he beat me to a pulpβ¦
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