Stephon Walker

I long for a time when a closet can be out and proud

The worst part of being old is knowing that’s not what the Muppets really sound like

If you'd like to let Google Maps know that you do not approve of their trumpery, you can report an is, through their website

Rachel Maddow and others characterize Trump as weak, when he backs down under pressure. But I worry he’s just probing, and actually playing a long game. There’s no downside for him: he either succeeds or gathers intel on who resists and how, helping him to plan his next move.

This sentence should not even exist!
#It’samadhouse

There are two accepted ways of pronouncing, "Saxophonist."

One sounds like it means, "Someone who plays the saxophone."

The other sounds like it means, "Someone who applies lotion to a person's scrotum."

It seems if you’re a variety performer, you need to hold a Guinness World Record.

I’m going to set one for Most Guinness World Record Holding Performers hit by swinging a dead cat.

Someone took the steel plates off their Cybertruck, and found this underneath #Wankpänzer

I’m considering changing my name to “Late for Dinner.”

U.S. bad neighborhood: “I got hit from behind and woke up in the hospital with my wallet, my phone, and my shoes missing”

Canadian bad neighborhood: “Guy said ‘Give me your wallet,’ took the cash out, handed me the wallet back, AND HE DIDN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE!”

Love it. I’m also a fan of “Wankpänzer”

#Science

People (rightly) complain about Hollywood's lack of originality, with all the sequels and remakes, but I never hear anyone comment on how many comic books stories rely on clones and symbiotes and Doomsday.

Um, guys...defending the ancient Roman salute isn't the flex you think it is. You need to spend more of your time thinking about ancient Rome

Reporter: What are your qualifications as a scientist?

Scientist: Well, I am often baffled.
#ScienceReporting

No.

This is literally not how cancer works.
At all.

Discouraging people from getting medically indicated diagnostic biopsies is a danger to people’s lives.

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Merde!

(Pardon my French)

There’s a startling number of casual anti-semities in the U.S.

Not so much the “Send them to the showers!” kind, but more the, “So, whatcha gonna do with that unopened soap?” kind
#JewishSenseOfHumor

There’s a startling number of anti-semities in the U.S.

Not necessarily the “Send them to the showers!” kind, but definitely the, “So, whatcha gonna do with that unopened soap?” kind

What did the Village People do?

I’ve gotta admit, it’s cool having a portrait taken by the President-elect

YouTube video by Electric Light Orchestra - Topic Mr. Blue Sky

Hey, y’all!