Benjamin Wills

Didn’t expect much from him but you have to give credit where it’s due: Rio Ferdinand might have just proved that he is actually the worst host of anything ever.

I know my club too well.

Been great second half, just give them a free goal why not…

Fuck. Me. Chels.

He was so anonymous Maresca forgot he’s there, best theory I’ve got…

Can’t work Pedro out, don’t massively like him as a ST but he’s been pretty non-existent as a 10 tonight.

Tbf he’s played his best with Palmer at the start of the season and CWC so maybe Cole’s return is what properly kicks him into gear.

Would’ve done Pedro for Palmer instead of Delap. Delap is snatching at stuff but at least I know he’s on the pitch.

Tell you what Neto this season, crazy improvement

Right come on then…

Badiashile hooked. Good, but a bit late for that Enzo.

That’s probably the rule but it’s a nonsense, that’s a free-kick anywhere else.

Gusto and Garnacho are not silver bullets, to be clear, but I’d have felt better at 7pm.

Palmer’s back now, why’s he not playing? If we’re gonna take a punt on Badiashile we should be alright to take a punt on Cole…

We’re not the only team to rotate tonight but it just feels like we never take these games seriously. Why is Chalobah at right back? Why is Badiashile in when he’s clearly way off it? Why Gittens over Garnacho?

Was genuinely half-surprised when I saw the XI and didn’t see Jorgensen in goal.

Has now

And that’s game over. Fuck off.

Why do I sense an Estevao red here…

Make a challenge, don’t get the ball but as long as the striker is good enough to get a shot off it’s not a foul. Like, what?

Absolutely clear penalty there that referees have just decided to not give anymore.

Is Badashile pissed?

Absolutely shite start Chels, can’t say that’s not been coming and we’re only five minutes in.

Five players in FPL tonight and three of them are on the bench 😂 😭

Fair play Romero 😂

Took their time but there we are.

It’s when not if Newcastle score. Men against boys out there.

They’ll score now but how have Tottenham turned up to another match and offered absolutely fuck all?

Four points from Barcelona and Arsenal can only be a good thing.

Problem is we’ll go and get beat by Leeds now…

Not arsed about losing the lead really, thought we’d concede two at that point so one will do me.

Would’ve taken the draw at kick off reluctantly, would’ve snapped your hand off at half-time. What a shift Chels 💙

We’re down to 10 lads, just cut inside and shoot whenever you get the invite…

There we go. Being right all the time sucks.