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Benjamin Wills

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Marketing/PR/Comms guy. Want Swindon, Chelsea, Philadelphia 76ers and Philadelphia Eagles to win sports matches. Idolise the band Foals. Hot Fuzz quoter.

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Audibly laughed at that Simons free-kick

05.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Pedro Porro is so upset about being subbed off I’d simply try and not be fucking rubbish in the future.

05.03.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this is wonderful

05.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chelsea vs Tottenham on MD37 looks at me like a girl across the bar, cherry on the icing on the cake if we’re the ones that do it.

05.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still refuse it will actually happen because it would be too mental and funny but my God I’d piss myself stupid if Tottenham actually went down.

05.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sensational midweek for Chels. Up the Wolves and 10-man Toon.

04.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OSULAAAAAA

04.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Piss off City

04.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on maaaan

04.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we switch this up please LinkedIn Liam, get the big players off.

04.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unai Emery is a great manager and his high line often works but bloody hell when it doesn’t it looks absolutely horrendous.

04.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not made up for Burnley and Leeds suicides yet but fucking hell did not see this coming.

04.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HUGE HUGE WIN UTFC

04.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🧊 🧊 🧊

04.03.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody hell Garnacho is a frustrating player. So nearly there for him then gets it all wrong when it matters.

04.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kick off shithousery is a new one. All for it.

But then we conceded after two minutes earlier so the jury’s out.

04.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worst possible start, pretty brilliant since save for the odd wobble.

Please, for once Chelsea, keep hold of a lead. We need this.

04.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought we were losing that one ngl.

Huge, huge fan of the semi-automated offside tonight I must say.

04.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joao Pedro is elitteeeeee

04.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we stop getting absolutely shredded on the counter please

04.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Veeeeery lucky. Phew.

04.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And we chuck it away again, fucking hell Reece that’s all you.

04.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

About time we exploited that high line. Lovely goal.

04.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great start lads nice one

04.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which one of Ross Barkley, Jadon Sancho or Tammy Abraham comes off the bench and scores? Assisted by Maatsen no doubt.

04.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jorgensen starting at Villa Park. That’s some pre-match PTSD I really didn’t need.

04.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet again another admirable performance that doesn’t end in three points, or even one today.

Admirable performances aren’t gonna cut it. Thursday nights await.

Also can’t win games if we get a totally thick and avoidable red every week, just kill ourselves every week.

01.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah knew JP was offside

01.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lavia is really good, shame we only get him for 20 minutes a season.

01.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you making that tackle on a yellow and what was his first one for? Dissent?

01.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0