Audibly laughed at that Simons free-kick
05.03.2026 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Audibly laughed at that Simons free-kick
05.03.2026 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Pedro Porro is so upset about being subbed off Iβd simply try and not be fucking rubbish in the future.
05.03.2026 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh this is wonderful
05.03.2026 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chelsea vs Tottenham on MD37 looks at me like a girl across the bar, cherry on the icing on the cake if weβre the ones that do it.
05.03.2026 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still refuse it will actually happen because it would be too mental and funny but my God Iβd piss myself stupid if Tottenham actually went down.
05.03.2026 20:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sensational midweek for Chels. Up the Wolves and 10-man Toon.
04.03.2026 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OSULAAAAAA
04.03.2026 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Piss off City
04.03.2026 21:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Come on maaaan
04.03.2026 21:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we switch this up please LinkedIn Liam, get the big players off.
04.03.2026 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unai Emery is a great manager and his high line often works but bloody hell when it doesnβt it looks absolutely horrendous.
04.03.2026 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not made up for Burnley and Leeds suicides yet but fucking hell did not see this coming.
04.03.2026 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HUGE HUGE WIN UTFC
04.03.2026 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π§ π§ π§
04.03.2026 20:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bloody hell Garnacho is a frustrating player. So nearly there for him then gets it all wrong when it matters.
04.03.2026 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Kick off shithousery is a new one. All for it.
But then we conceded after two minutes earlier so the juryβs out.
Worst possible start, pretty brilliant since save for the odd wobble.
Please, for once Chelsea, keep hold of a lead. We need this.
Thought we were losing that one ngl.
Huge, huge fan of the semi-automated offside tonight I must say.
Joao Pedro is elitteeeeee
04.03.2026 20:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can we stop getting absolutely shredded on the counter please
04.03.2026 20:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Veeeeery lucky. Phew.
04.03.2026 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And we chuck it away again, fucking hell Reece thatβs all you.
04.03.2026 20:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0About time we exploited that high line. Lovely goal.
04.03.2026 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great start lads nice one
04.03.2026 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which one of Ross Barkley, Jadon Sancho or Tammy Abraham comes off the bench and scores? Assisted by Maatsen no doubt.
04.03.2026 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jorgensen starting at Villa Park. Thatβs some pre-match PTSD I really didnβt need.
04.03.2026 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yet again another admirable performance that doesnβt end in three points, or even one today.
Admirable performances arenβt gonna cut it. Thursday nights await.
Also canβt win games if we get a totally thick and avoidable red every week, just kill ourselves every week.
Yeah knew JP was offside
01.03.2026 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lavia is really good, shame we only get him for 20 minutes a season.
01.03.2026 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are you making that tackle on a yellow and what was his first one for? Dissent?
01.03.2026 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0