The key to happiness is getting one very beautiful cat and one that is kind of funky looking
cuz I’m too Kermit…and I’m too fucking green…is this anything
Momo update
Also I got a new cat!
fantasy football has taken over my life
She was going to be a strawberry until I realized how annoying embroidering the seeds would be
azula is tomato
unfortunately whenever anyone writes out “MDW” my brain automatically says “mon..day…wednesday”
i am immune to live action remakes but i must acknowledge that stitch is VERY adorable
been really into yorkshire tea with honey lately
After three long days … the stinky fridge saga has been resolved (I still don’t know what caused it)
having a weird smell in your fridge that you can't identify the source of is psychological torture
one must imagine sisyphus happy
trying to lock in and use this app more (pt 2)
forgot the return of the wnba meant the return of the most annoying people on earth being weird as fuck to angel reese for no reason
fighting tears
my beautiful son who is still young at heart (he is 11)
The Smart People said "Abolish ICE" was too radical. Then ICE kidnapped students, sent innocent people to a mega prison, broke into a car to take a mom from her daughter, and tried questioning elementary kids while lying that they had parents permission.
Ask yourself: which part is more "radical"?
Just spent $103 at the vet to be told that azula is beautiful
i'm probably looking for a new apartment in the summer and for some reason it has become the Only thing i can think about. yes i do have anxiety
like that alone would make me stop the raw meat diet if I was Chychrun 😭
the craziest part of ovi holding the record is that he did it all slamming chicken parm, meatballs, alfredo, and Diet Coke
"THE CHASING DAYS ARE DONE. ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER IN THE HISTORY OF THE NHL!!"
Joe Beninati on the call for Monumental Sports Network for Ovi's historic goal 🎙️
They didn’t even get the celebratory hats 😭😭😭😭
the new york islanders watching everyone celebrate ovi for like a half hour in the middle of their game
not me crying at ovi lmao 😭😭😭
She is a YOUTHFUL eight years old btw!!!!
they really said “time for your checkup OLD HAG!!!!” 😭😭
