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@xopherjohnson.bsky.social

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The little moustache and twin teeth sticking out at the front.... there's something decidedly 'British Blueblood" about this good boi, and I find it adorable.

"I say, I would be ever so chuffed were you to share either some head pats or a bit of the scrumptious looking scone with me, old chap..."

02.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"But sir, we must first sanitize them for delicately-puritan Western sensibilties!"

02.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well you *can*, but it's pretty dependent on how enjoyable the combat is, really...

03.01.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to Boston Tea Party that shit ASAP

Tear it off the walls. Throw it in a burning dumpster.

You'll have caused zero damage and hurt zero human beings.

03.01.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been kicked in the balls while doing mocap before, but kicking YOURSELF in the balls is absolutely peak mocap comedy it won't ever get any better than this 🀌

27.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, I love the idea of someone with a hit out on them suddenly going pale with paranoia, as a horribly squeaky rendition of 'Hot Cross Buns' plays in the distance...

10.12.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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