Attorney Ryan

Our secretary of defense couldn’t win a custody battle, how the hell can we expect him to win a war?

The man who bankrupted his own casino has hired a drug addict to cook the nations books.

We are the generation that must face Americas greatest constitutional crisis. WHAT Trump is doing is one issue, HOW he chooses to do it is another.

His total disregard for the other co-equal branches of government is quite literally a constitutional crisis.

North Dakota Republicans introduce bill establishing Christian Supremacy

She took maternity leave. So they SPIED on her!

I don’t trust anyone who isn’t visibly stressed out right now.

Congressional Republicans are working to abolish OSHA. This is the entire text of the “NOSHA” or “Nullify OSHA” act. Two sentences.

Trump plans to slap Americans with a 25% tax on imports from our neighbors.

Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.

I don't think anyone watched that press conference and thought "Yup this is makes me feel safe"

If any other human behaved the way Trump did at that press conference, they'd be skewered.

But the bar is so insanely low for this man that he gets a pass every time.

Trumps government really said "No VIPs onboard"

I'm taking a walk.

Our allies are assembling a task force to defend against a potential invasion of Denmark's sovereign territory by United States forces.

Such an invasion would be illegal and unprovoked.

I need everyone to stop and think about what this means.

The president of the United States has blamed "dwarves" for the deadly midair collision that he caused.

I watched my parents have a divorce fight in the kitchen while Ren and Stimpy blared nightmare fuel into my 5yo brain at full volume.

Do you have any idea what it takes to hurt my feelings??

Trumps reckless mismanagement of the U.S. government caused this crash.

Let's quit giving his excuses more attention than they deserve.

This is his fault. All the chaos of the past 2 weeks has been his fault.

He begged and cried and threw a fit for this job. Now he has it (again)

It's his fault.

They're making women's healthcare a felony and crying about falling birth rates.

I told myself I wouldn't engage in political news today. But then he blamed dwarves, diversity, and "people with mental problems" for a crash HE CAUSED.

To a real president, every American is a VIP

My god they are SO BAD at leadership holy shit.

Imagine fucking up at work and your FIRST instinct is to blame the guy who had your job NINE YEARS AGO.

I don’t think anyone watched that press conference and thought “Yup this is makes me feel safe”

Trump blamed the Obama Administration for last nights crash.

Obama was president 9 years ago.

Holy shit you could slip on a banana peel and this admin would blame it on DEl 🤦‍♂️

Ok Donny what fresh batch of crazy have you cooked up for us today?

I want Gen Z to know it’s not normal for official government documents to have this many spelling errors.

Trump White House rescinds order freezing federal grants after widespread confusion President Donald Trump’s budget office rescinded an order freezing spending on federal grants, less than two days after it sparked widespread confusion and legal challenges across the country, accordi...

Trump forced to back down from his evil and illegal attempt to yank essential services from Americans.

🍊: We're making America Great Again!
🇺🇸: Okay! Can we do some affordable housing?
🍊: Nah let's piss off Colombia for no reason!
🇺🇸: umm... so about these grocery bills...
🍊: Cancel funding for Meals on Wheels!
🇺🇸: Hey wait a minute...
🍊: GULF OF AMERICA.

Freezing funding for Meals on Wheels was pretty barbaric

This myth is silly

How evil do you have to be to cancel food and shelter funding for the poor?