millennial meursault

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
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Whenever people try to talk to me about "crypto" I'm like, "fuck yeah I love mothman and the Jersey Devil!"

I like the architecture shown here already.

This is why they were given so much money...to settle the lawsuits they will cause from being fucking terrible.

I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.

They let others suffer for their point but once they might have had their flights canceled, bam, surrender. That has become far too normalized among them.

Looks like great fun

Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”

You should call Chuck Schumer right now and say “I’m sorry this is happening to you sir I wish you a heads up penny”

Gosh the House would have to, you know, actually meet.

It is weird that conservatives call themselves "the silent majority" yet they never shut the fuck up.

City of Sickos

Savages.

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

Baltimore County, specifically, not the city. And the dumbest thing is that they told the police it was a false alarm and they came anyway.

We have to learn to reach these people instead of discarding them. A platform from the floor-up to increase pay, universal Healthcare, new jobs, etc.

Easy to you. I bother to go talk to people in rural areas. They deal with a lot of misinformation and don't often have the means to get the truth. They don't have jobs. Their economy is bad. And the democrat messaging isn't reaching them because it is often focused on urban areas (and status quo).

She also wouldn't say what she would do differently from Biden. She choked on that question and it wasn't great. Just name one thing. Any one thing. Her campaign was not great. It was just "I am not Trump". There are people who need to hear more than that because they have been forgotten.

Twitter really is the worst place.

That is what came to mind, so it works out.

I am more concerned with the original name. Is it no longer a street? Or a place where you run into bad situations from the past? So many questions.

Well a lot of stuff gets bricked. Ever since Win7 support went away I have slowly lost access to random things on my computer because xyz cannot be updated and abc relies on xyz.

Mark Zuckerberg is terrible as far as heads of social media platform go.

Elon Musk is a bit worse.

And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.

Wow Ranger, you go back in time to help free one enslaved family? You could have brought an AK-47 to John Brown at least.

Yeah you don't have to pay taxes on insurance premiums generally. The online calculator says you'll get about 50k after taxes in GA if you made 80k (what is left after the 49k). Not too much better. Not much to show for it all.

there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease

The absolute genius of Pee Wee’s Playhouse to have us “scream real loud” at the word of the day on Saturday mornings while our parents were trying to sleep in, has yet to find comparable fuckery.

Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.