New Millennium Holmes

I know I'm late with this

Canada are the Americans of curling

Why can't they get somebody on who actually knows about curling? They've got two athletics presenters doing the commentary and it's terrible.

BBC's commentary is dogshit BTW "it's so important to sweep"

Yeah the thing with the stones and the brooms and the ice, I used to play so always cool to have it on tv

Maybe screaming into the abyss does work

OK I seem to have a stream....

The Olympics is like once in four years and they fucking turn off the 5G now!?!?

FUCK YOU THREE NETWORK YOU ARE THE WORST

À notification from Thee saying theyre working on the infrastructure in my area, it's why my Internet is just not working

ARRGGGH I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE CURLING AND THE INTERNET ISN'T WORKING AND NOW I KNOW WHY

maybe they think that if they dominate the soundscaoe as they record they will either deter or drown out people who might shout the question in a much less civil way

idiot "professional" media shouting at the royal family as if they are going to reply. it's all performative

Just as well the Scots Greens think differently and it looks like Plaid are picking up the left ex-Labour vote in Wales, so GPEW will have to work with these parties to get things done

Yes. Bad for business.

'The arrest of Mountbatten-Windsor doesn't show that "no one is above the law."

It shows that those in power will only act against their own when the evidence is so overwhelming and so public that it is putting the system itself in jeopardy.'

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There should be more curling, replace the Premier league with curling

I remember a level politics where we learn that the US is a constitutional republic with an effective system of checks and balances. That was a long time ago.

I'm surprised they didn't draft Attenborough in too

absolute classic photo crédit to the pap concerned

This is really a battle between Hayes (liz line) and Uxbridge (met line direct to Wembley but LONG to Central London)

Hotels in London - I want somewhere convenient for Wembley and the centre and I can park my car and it can't cost too much and it has to be near public transport

Not asking a lot, am I?

MON THE CURLING FUCK YEAH

Wait for the deal when he offers to tell everything about that white Fiat Uno in the Paris underpass.

a cartoon of a police officer with the words take him away boys Alt: a cartoon of a police officer from the Simpsons with the words take him away boys

Happy birthday to YOU'RE NICKED

Arrested? LOL

Cutout from the front of the Wrexham Leader, the image is of tens of cars parked outside the Maelor Hospital, but the caption reads "an image showing the lack of parking spaces available at the Maelor Hospital". This is because they are occupied by other cars.

Your newspaper on car brain. The caption should read "too many cars trying to park at the Maelor Hospital"

Inside Horden, the County Durham town failed by politics In Horden, County Durham, Westminster slogans have long been left unmet as the population has plummeted.

This sharticle from the BBC about entrenched poverty in England's North East is fucking shocking, it doesn't at all point the finger at the causes, just hints at absentée landlords and the winds of global trade. It's rubbish and people deserve better.

Why are none of these dickheads doing anything remotely achievable like ending world hunger? Don't answer

I did OK, my best score was unsettlingly close to the colour of my sons school uniform

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Sold a doodah from my old car on ebay, it's been for sale for weeks now, sods law that it would go just as I start a run of night shifts. Fuck knows how I'm gonna get it in the post in a timely manner