Cosimo Kramedici

Cosimo Kramedici

@slurmslurper.bsky.social

Working deep in the bowels of show business New Jersey booster

1,035 Followers 918 Following 11,250 Posts Joined Jun 2023
3 weeks ago

Anyway I’m logging off for Lent. See y’all on Easter.

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Christina Hendricks and Glenn Howerton. She is leaning into him and he has his arm around her shoulders and is holding a Corona with lime.

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

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3 weeks ago

I swear the only people trying to make Gavin Newsom happen are BlueSky leftists, I don’t a single liberal who’s excited about him, or even talking about possible 2028 candidates

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3 weeks ago

And it would have 50,000 RTs and 200k Likes

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3 weeks ago

One way this place is worse than old Twitter is that you don’t get those totally guileless posts that are like “Spaghetti be good as hell when you’re high”

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3 weeks ago

(To the tune of “I Think We’re Alone Now”) 🎶 Ich bin ein Berliner 🎶

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3 weeks ago

It'd be funny if graverobbing became the new youth terror. Like check this watch it came out of a luxurious 1995 grave, good years for watches so look out for that

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3 weeks ago

OH YEAH GET YOU SOME DADGAD youtu.be/hkX7Q2J7k48?...

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3 weeks ago
"I'm too impatient, happy beginning," Epstein replied, with characteristically haphazard punctuation.

Absolutely incredible how the NYT cleaned up Jeffrey Epstein’s email about getting a handjob while carefully transcribing each of AOC’s stutters

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3 weeks ago

Ross Barkan. This kind of thing is his M.O. bsky.app/profile/nyma...

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3 weeks ago

NYMag now running with that NYT quote of AOC. Mission accomplished I guess

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3 weeks ago

Ah, well, nevertheless

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3 weeks ago

Polis/Shapiro

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3 weeks ago

Yeah, so about your claim that The Argument wouldn't be running anti-trans pieces @jerusalem.bsky.social... I knew it.

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Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

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3 weeks ago

Here on the East Coast lunch break is over. Get back to work

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3 weeks ago

Hat

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3 weeks ago

Called into HR because I called our Director of Purchasing a “procuress”

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Screenshot from NYT roundtable with Democratic voters. The moderator asked “A candidate who identifies as progressive or a candidate who identifies as moderate?” regarding their preference for Democratic candidates. Every single person raised their hand for “Progressive.” No one raised their hand for “Moderate.”

Man, the party at large is just not where the base is at. All.

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3 weeks ago

Fuck I’m old

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3 weeks ago

Would you suck Gavin Newsom’s dick to stop a nuclear war

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3 weeks ago

There’s few things as satisfying as taking a good shit while you’re on molly

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3 weeks ago

Called into HR because I called our Director of Purchasing a “procuress”

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3 weeks ago

You had me at roller skating rink

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3 weeks ago
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쿠로 대활약

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3 weeks ago
YES in red letters and a man's face drawn with a black marker. Back of a postcard to a friend.
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3 weeks ago

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

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Everyone on Bluesky circa 2023

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