M-1R

hi El :)

exploding

uh strictly speaking with the way abilities track objects from the stack to the battlefield the "exile when it leaves" clause didn't work and you could replay it. in practice ~0 major events were run where it worked like that because head judges collectively went "obviously not lol"

this seems so obviously unintended that frankly if fab judges don't handle this like a Serra Paragon situation I've got some serious concerns

🙃

yeah but *I* know

i gotta get a new handle man...

unfortunately due to some things that happened, the judge program is just about the only thing I hate more than the IP slop...

specifically the hardness implied by the fact that it always seems like authors go out of their way to specify how it keeps its edge, how the mithril armor doesn't dent, etc. "sword that breaks theirs without a scratch" feels particularly well-represented by the steel we use to cut other steel

honestly this would be a great bit in some kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy setting, have existing materials people no longer know how to manufacture as your "magical supermetal" stand ins

that is true, I just think hss is conceptually the most similar common steel to how mithril is usually described

take this sword to aid you in your journey. yeah it's made of "high speed steel", it'll fuck up the edge on the other guys shitty low carbon sword without even denting. yeah fine you can call it mithril if your really want to I'm not your mom.

making a fantasy character with their magical mithril sword except it's just a generic tool steel

i joke but it genuinely really hurts to watch the game that in many ways saved my life a decade ago turn into a case study for everything that's bad about corporate art and intellectual property

I swear another year of this and I'm going to fucking get another name change just to get this goddamn "Thalia" out of there

can't even say "what's next, fortnite?" because they fucking DID THAT ONE ALREADY

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

it never ends 😔

that's crazy wanna start an illegal girldistillery

if you have girlvaporization and girlcondensation you can create a girldistillation apparatus

implies the existence of girlcondensation

it's what happens when you're girltargeted by an enormous girllaser

girlvaporization

sort of except that instead of spreading a virus she has a bunch of ducklings

exactly

my school is right next to the store that runs legacy here and every week I'm like "maybe I should go" and then every week I remember that it's just... not something I enjoy anymore

yeahhhh

can be sexualized (as they are in real life. a man negging a woman is “banter”).

so unless writers or creators explicitly say that a character is a lesbian, you can’t actually call her that without people breathing down your neck that actually you’re erasing bisexuals. it’s exhausting

they should invent a kind of girl that gets pregnant from bites

okayla.