M-1R

Hate these days where the bare essentials - food, sleep, work, chores - take 100% of you, and you just have to accept that it's a day you aren't really living, and that all kinds of joyful things you could be doing or sharing in are going to pass you by. I hate how many of my days are like this

roko’s basilisk, but like a shitty budget version. Give me $5 or I’m going to make you in the sims and delete the pool ladder

yeah...

Yeah she would do this..

Steamy as fuck smut novellas under an obviously fake pen name appear in Lion's Arch, about Marjorie and Kasmeer's love affair.
People start speculating about the identity of the author.
The most popular theory is that it's Jory.
Kas goes on record saying it's tasteless to even suggest it's Jory.

clearly they should give yao a side gig writing lesbian pervert erotica

you'd think a guy who got his start after the battle for lion's arch woulda at least written some scarlet/mai trin rpf for catharsis...

very tragic to have a character who is in-universe a famous romance writer and also have it be real world accurate with him almost exclusively writing m/m and m/f

gw2 badly needs Yuri Snargle imo

like i can understand not doing it for balance reasons but the thing is that wvw is a complete clusterfuck regardless so just roll with it

YOU REALLY WOULD THINK SIEGE TURTLES WOULD BE IN THE SIEGE MODE

my usual "hey new player check out the things you can do in this game" rotation includes a turtle ride for this reason.

golem rush is old news i want to roll up to the gates of stonemist castle with my army of fucking turtle tanks

the turtle goes so hard we need more uses for it. they should put siege turtles in wvw.

lounging casually in the pilot seat of my enormous double cannon turtle of mass destruction

i had never seen this siege turtle concept art before. these things are just mechs.

one of the fake-savviest things people say online is “pharma companies don’t wanna find a cure for ___ because it’s more profitable to keep you sick” and like, no, they would love to make a shit ton of money very quickly, that’s kind of, for better and worse, capitalism’s whole deal

The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires

seal coated in mud looks like a shit

the shitlet

not to mention all that shit that happened with him and countess anise. that woulda gone sooooooo hard if it were yuri...

man who gets rich betting that the main character will successfully kill god and then subsequently blows it all on a string of failed business ventures: kinda entertaining to have around i guess

a butch who does the exact same shit: HELLO HI HELLO PLEASE PLY ME WITH YOUR BAR'S MOST EXPENSIVE LIQUOR

she'd be better as a sleazy gambler dyke anyway

what are sylvari men even for anyway. why do they exist. canach alone does not justify the existence of a whole-ass gender.

people complaining about armor looking awkwardly oversized on male sylvari like yeah, that's what you get for picking the platonic ideal of a twink, if you wanted your armor to look cool instead of like a teenager trying on his dad's suit you should've been a woman

added to my "get all trans women playing osr games and everyone in the osr to read dorley" is now the goal "have bird girls/harpies usurp puppy girls"

sorry ive given myself an irreparable bird fetish it wont happenm again

squawk

im kinda, bird

you're a mech pilot and you develop a one sided lustful rivalry with an enemy pilot, shes efficient, brutal, and silent. you dance together in violence across the battlefields until you shoot her down. upon investigating the wreck, you find no pilot, just a mantis shrimp in a bowl full of sensors.