Jeff the prick

Jeff the prick

@jeffthebt.bsky.social

Henlo, I am Jeff , a bit of a prick, living in Cornwall, UK. Hooslaves slowly being trained to my standard.

253 Followers 151 Following 24 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago

A weird fing vat had a mask an steam vat went into mum's face πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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1 year ago

Hi pals ! Sorry for radio silence - mum gots a bad lurgy and ended up on a nebulizer, she s got to not talk or raise voice so am takin advantage an bein norty *pesky ears*

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1 year ago
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Come on !!!!

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1 year ago
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I too lub swimmin ! Grate form ver pal.

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1 year ago

My mum also ates winter time and dus hibernates, grows her leg hair and eats loads just like a grizzly bear

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1 year ago

Vis woz on Monday, but yes we woz luckee and had no rainy .

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1 year ago

Hum trickee won πŸ€”
I fink yoo need to start bein fussy so yoo can get hand fed wiv magical treats

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1 year ago
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Mornin ! Dad tuks me to Pentire point on Monday- twas lush ! Anyways ere we ar agen fur wise werds Wennesday wiv Lord Chief Woofstice Judge Jeff!
#btposse

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1 year ago

Shoose is ve way forward

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1 year ago

Seems mightily over reakshun to me. Nuffin wrong wiv sharing fud, and nuffin wrong wiv showing appresiashun ov a gud meal by burpin

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1 year ago

Free Morris !!!!

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1 year ago

Ve law says yoo mus gets better an no nibbuls, sorry but I care bout you #tufflove

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1 year ago

Hoos jus do not appreshiate our early warnin systems keepin ver ungrateful self's safe pffft

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1 year ago

Clearly ve cat did it *bangs gavel* case closed

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1 year ago

Am confused, if you came bal after an hour, why ar vey getting ver nickers in a twist??? Yoo cud try biting fru your lead ??

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1 year ago
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Mornin! I am ere wiv Wise Werds Wennesday
Love from Lord Chief Woofstice Judge Jeff. Send me all yor problems and woes and I will gib a rooling!
#btposse #dogsonbluesky

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1 year ago
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Don suppose I can blame vis won on ve cat ??? Mum seys I hab acheeved an all time record- 4 mins πŸ’ͺ
#btposse

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1 year ago

🀣

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1 year ago
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Wevver report from me trooly - ear flappage level "flipping heck".
#dogsonbluesky #stormbert #btposse

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1 year ago
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Snow in Cornwall today - so am stayin inside airin my
Testibles.....
#btposse

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1 year ago

My kinda place 😍

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1 year ago

Fanks pal, am feeling ve blue skies and love on here πŸ’™

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1 year ago

Yay ! Me too !

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1 year ago
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*coughs nervusly* ahem. I am noo ere cos hoo woz gettin grumpy bout X. Goin to try sum noo stuff on ere , but will continoo to offer services of Judge Jeff to rite wongs fur pour furs across ve werld. Sorree fur silly qwestchun but do we use # on ere ??

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