Jeff the prick

A weird fing vat had a mask an steam vat went into mum's face 🤷‍♂️

Hi pals ! Sorry for radio silence - mum gots a bad lurgy and ended up on a nebulizer, she s got to not talk or raise voice so am takin advantage an bein norty *pesky ears*

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Come on !!!!

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I too lub swimmin ! Grate form ver pal.

My mum also ates winter time and dus hibernates, grows her leg hair and eats loads just like a grizzly bear

Vis woz on Monday, but yes we woz luckee and had no rainy .

Hum trickee won 🤔
I fink yoo need to start bein fussy so yoo can get hand fed wiv magical treats

Mornin ! Dad tuks me to Pentire point on Monday- twas lush ! Anyways ere we ar agen fur wise werds Wennesday wiv Lord Chief Woofstice Judge Jeff!
#btposse

Shoose is ve way forward

Seems mightily over reakshun to me. Nuffin wrong wiv sharing fud, and nuffin wrong wiv showing appresiashun ov a gud meal by burpin

Free Morris !!!!

Ve law says yoo mus gets better an no nibbuls, sorry but I care bout you #tufflove

Hoos jus do not appreshiate our early warnin systems keepin ver ungrateful self's safe pffft

Clearly ve cat did it *bangs gavel* case closed

Am confused, if you came bal after an hour, why ar vey getting ver nickers in a twist??? Yoo cud try biting fru your lead ??

Mornin! I am ere wiv Wise Werds Wennesday
Love from Lord Chief Woofstice Judge Jeff. Send me all yor problems and woes and I will gib a rooling!
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Don suppose I can blame vis won on ve cat ??? Mum seys I hab acheeved an all time record- 4 mins 💪
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Wevver report from me trooly - ear flappage level "flipping heck".
#dogsonbluesky #stormbert #btposse

Snow in Cornwall today - so am stayin inside airin my
Testibles.....
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My kinda place 😍

Fanks pal, am feeling ve blue skies and love on here 💙

Yay ! Me too !

*coughs nervusly* ahem. I am noo ere cos hoo woz gettin grumpy bout X. Goin to try sum noo stuff on ere , but will continoo to offer services of Judge Jeff to rite wongs fur pour furs across ve werld. Sorree fur silly qwestchun but do we use # on ere ??