@jesshateschess.bsky.social
i can make burgers with my elbows
if god isnt real explain this
07.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HELPPPPPPP I DONT KNOWWWWWW
05.11.2025 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG
05.11.2025 12:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0im serious
04.11.2025 12:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why do i lowkey have a big ass
04.11.2025 12:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0dirt 2 is genuinely my comfort game, i always find myself playing it when sad or stressed, somewhat probably because it's so immersive, yet cheerful and happy, alot of immersive games are gritty or sad, whereas this immerses you in this fun ass festival thing. love it. this shit is my happy place
02.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bus accident happening outside your house in 2 hours 13 minutes.
31.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0real life lowkey has really good atmosphere, the overcast weather type in coastal parts of the map is fucking awesome
30.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this user is a VERIFIED PATRIOTIC playstation 3 owner!
29.10.2025 10:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lamb souvlaki got my eyes rolling back
28.10.2025 03:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
jet set radio if it was a good game
27.10.2025 07:04 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I think life isn't worth it. Then I simply eat butter chicken and I feel better.
27.10.2025 07:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like to put a plum into my bum it makes me cum
22.10.2025 12:14 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0fun fact: the xbox 360 was released
18.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude. None of you Even know what its like to be a Real Gamer. Heh. They call meVideoGame
17.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give me Thick Straight Hair and my Life is Yours
16.10.2025 06:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i swear to god everyone with straight hair wants curly hair and everyone with curly hair wants straight hair like what is this shit man it's 2025 they're making brain chips surely they can make some sort of way to change your hair genetics at this point
14.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this Happened this morning btw Nobodys talking about it
03.10.2025 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ate so muych fuckign food. Maybe i will Die?
03.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Din dins for tonight was Spicy Chicken! Ouch! My Tongue! eek! Sriracha Mayonaise #Hashtag
01.10.2025 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me to butter chicken
01.10.2025 15:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bulldogs 2 being announced game awards this year
27.09.2025 23:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
coke burrito #FuckMyLife
25.09.2025 13:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0din dins saga getting a bit Weird
25.09.2025 13:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
din dins tonight! pita bread and tzatziki! #ImInTheFuckingWoods #MarkiplierSurvivalNight
25.09.2025 13:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
din dins from a while ago... not quite 2 burger patties but it does the job #ShotMyDogToDeath
24.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0what if instead of jesse pinkman it was jizzy dickman
23.09.2025 07:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i resonate with eggs. i too yearn for somebody to crack me
22.09.2025 12:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0playing dirt 3 rn. i should i do this shit in real life. there's no joke here i just think it'd be cool
22.09.2025 12:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not good enough. order me a butter chicken and maybe I'll forgive you
22.09.2025 10:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
