Neil Crump

Neil Crump

@pyramidhead76.bsky.social

495 Followers 378 Following 2,793 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 days ago
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SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
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3:36 AM • 3/12/26 • 1.7M Views

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

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2 days ago

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

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2 hours ago

When I worked in Cambridge one of my colleagues had their arm broken by a cyclist hitting them on the pavement and then riding off 🥰

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2 hours ago

The only thing they like more than dangerously overtaking you is commenting on your Tweets ✨

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3 hours ago

I know. I blame WFH, but I used to make the effort anyway, smh

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4 hours ago
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No applause for dogless Neil.

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8 hours ago
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I'd only just got it out of my head 🥲

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9 hours ago
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Why say 2 tablets AND THEN SELL THEM IN AN ODD NUMBER 🤯

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21 hours ago
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a man wearing a hat that says ' supreme ' on the front ALT: a man wearing a hat that says ' supreme ' on the front

If the area's smoking you should slow down.

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21 hours ago

(It's on Prime rn)

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21 hours ago
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"All of our shows are secret shows"

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Scott Pilgrim, it's been a while

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21 hours ago
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No because it only has 3.4 on Google, and totally not because I'm miles away and lazy and would probably hate it.

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23 hours ago

But it adds 2.5h to Ruby's non-peeing time.

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23 hours ago

I would if it was not a 2.5 drive each way 😥

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1 day ago
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1 day ago

Not totally unlike how the women dress in Operation Mincemeat? 🤔

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1 day ago

Doesn't surprise me though, seen so many people complain about having to pay for postage, as though they weren't either way 😒

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1 day ago

What have they done this time?

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1 day ago

I'd been with Virgin Media that long when they simply decided they didn't give a fuck that BRSK were half price 🤷‍♂️

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1 day ago
A felt mouse with golden hair wearing a white dress and holding a red blanket in an approximation of the figure to the right of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus, which is displayed on an iPad. The same mouse beside Venus on her scallop shell coracle.

The unnamed hora is done.

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1 day ago

Nice. I've been using reading glasses on and off for a while, but rarely remember to take any with me, so this should fix that for a while...

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This is who I am now.

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1 day ago

This is simply bad podparenting 😔

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1 day ago
Rectangular wooden sculpture with rectangular stained glass inlay in rainbow colours, the artwork is sited on a beach on wet sand which reflects the colours of the glass

Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt

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1 day ago

And calling yourself ‘tickytocky’ to attract teenage boys is bad nonce vibes

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1 day ago

Yesssssssss 🙂

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1 day ago

so if i have this right things they themselves said while under oath are causing them reputational damage. interesting!

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Haven't seen her in person for ages, probably getting on for 10 years, but found some Pins pics in the loft & sent them on FB at the end of last year.

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1 day ago

Haha, I was talking to Sara about it recently, she went there for New Years' Eve.

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