Neil Crump

Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

Ours didn't at B'ham, either, but then that was ONE MILLION YEARS AGO

Having a flock of parakeets here will never not be cool

Why haven't they moved North yet, this is rude. I want Parakeets, not these noisy Magpie dickheads so much. 😡

I feel like Bernard in that episode of Black Books where he’s doing his taxes

a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons ALT: a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons

The real juice in The Traitors has always been that final moment

The opening sequence with the live reactions were good, whatever happens in the rest.

are you watching the uncloaked thing?

I just wish they'd let us binge Celeb Traitors like God intended. I can't remember last week's at all. And it would've avoided the last-ep-leak thing.

I'll be too distracted with insurance calls to hear your voicenotes and MAFS conspiracies.

MAFS hasn't finished yet 😇

'Arrival'
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve

I once spent 3 hours in Toronto airport so I am quite the Canada expert.

Please don't though.

Celebrity Traitors in chaos as final episode leaks online Fans have been discussing the ‘leaked’ winners (which The Independent will not be revealing) online

"Canadian streaming site Crave is said to have mistakenly uploaded the entire episode on Wednesday evening – with many fans discussing the final on Reddit before realising it had been released early."

NOT SO FUCKING NICE NOW ARE YOU CANADA

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Did you see that they accidentally leaked the entire episode? 😒

Avoided spoilers SO FAR buuuuuuuut

traitorssssss finaaaaaaleeeeeeee tonightttttttttt

yeeeeah

Wandsworth prison admits second inmate released in error in past week - live updates Police are looking for Brahim Kaddour-Cherif, an Algerian freed in error a week ago, and a 35-year-old called William Smith, freed by mistake on Monday.

They don’t let you leave the blood place unless you eaten a club bar and they check your mouth and under your tongue first HOW is this happening so much? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...

Now we know why Lammy bricked his pants in question time earlier LOL BLOODY GOOD SHOW

FUN FACT I had some blue ones of these that said "Enjoy the small things" and I only got them because of Zombieland. Then when they broke there were only these unreasonably kind ones left in Tesco.

Also no.

This all started with having to sort our own recycling imho.

Lmao “can the public help us find that prisoner”

Idk can you help me do my monthly marketing report?

What if you had some kind of advanced communications technology that let people outside the room be virtually in the room?

Yes of course!

*Waits for timer to reach 4:59*

here you g- Oh never mind.

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As your Personal Assistant for this five minutes I have taken this to Meme Generator.

You'll simply have to commit more crime in neighbouring boroughs.

such remember. so gunpowder. much plot. very treason. wow

YouTube video by Species | Documenting AGI POV: What You Would See During an AI Takeover

The real alien invasion will be the aliens we built along the way 🥰

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Dunno? Think I prefer the top model version? x