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Doogie Howser, boy secretary.

18.04.2025 15:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jfc, burn it to the ground and start over

18.04.2025 15:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope his plane goes down

03.04.2025 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for reminding me to order a copy of my marriage certificate!

13.03.2025 11:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yay!

18.02.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally! Some gets a spine!

07.02.2025 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What happens if they tell them to f off?

07.02.2025 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From your mouth to God's ear!

05.02.2025 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's my guy!

31.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She's got herself a man already, or should I say a boy. He looks 14 and is mentally 11.

30.01.2025 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No great loss

28.01.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I never went back. Fuck that guy.

26.01.2025 17:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She is! And I thought she'd never use that art degree! (Ashamed)

24.01.2025 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is beautiful! My daughter does this for a living for Aldi.

24.01.2025 12:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman is smiling with the words " i reject that and rebuke it in the name of jesus " above her ALT: a woman is smiling with the words " i reject that and rebuke it in the name of jesus " above her

24.01.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really?

21.01.2025 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like your name! What do you write about? What's your genre?

20.01.2025 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I unfollowed him before I deleted my Instagram. But I will say, cry me a fucking river, sellout.

20.01.2025 19:44 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤮

20.01.2025 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're right!

20.01.2025 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Isn't Richard Louis dead?

20.01.2025 11:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Once again, the US government ruins it for everyone

19.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I'll pass.

19.01.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wouldn't watch the inauguration if my mother's life depended on it!

19.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's just doing his best!

19.01.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no he won't. If he oks it, I'm not going back

19.01.2025 15:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I deleted all my Meta apps today!

18.01.2025 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She's complicit

17.01.2025 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My town doesn't allow Air BnB and I'm that Karen that looks for them and reports them to the town.

11.01.2025 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For the life of me I cannot remember the plot of this movie and I went to the show to see it!

11.01.2025 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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