SimplisticJ

Nah, when a tech company releases the self healing screen and week long battery I will give praise. 😭

The government treating the US as an HOA rn

Septa has cut 32 routes today, oof

Here you go, you’ll need this

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I’ll debate anyone about anything.

Also Sharks are older than trees

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Snails have more teeth than sharks.

Nah, god better protect those niggas that I thought I could trust.

When you go against me on the court, or in sparking zero and think you can win. That’s delusion.

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How I’m moving the second I get powers.

Between AMC and Regal they are worth it for different reasons, regal allows a free movie when ever and isn’t limited to 4 a week, but AMC reward points are used for better things

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The second I’m properly medicated, I’m taking all your jobs.

Hell has frozen over so many times I’m convinced frosty is the new devil

Remember fellas, it’s better to get a vasectomy than to have some old white billionaire man tell your lady what to do with her body

I have one ting to say to the creamy food makers…

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Creamy food is a sin

A gibbet is a specialized type of gallows used to display the bodies of executed criminals, intended as a public spectacle and deterrent

When I flip, the flop, the flippity the flop and ya don’t stop

Any creamy food should have you sent to the gibbet

I want my parents to acknowledge my accomplishments

Not to mention living in a time we’re lust and looks hold more weight than a genuine connection

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I take it as a challenge, you think you can out silence me, we will see.

Here, I hear this helps.

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I try

Don’t just choose yourself, choose to be petty, take all the spoons out that nigga house, slightly unscrew the hinges to the cabinets so they drop a lil, slightly raise a floor board so it squeaks when stepped on, crease that niggas J’s

They won’t be sharing because they dropping straight down not even a thought

A woman’s reproductive organs

Destination was a mile back and you just kept driving.