SimplisticJ

Denaturalized is too good, you know what to do.

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Oh, so you got extra money in this economy 👀

“Back when I was your age, 4 years ago”

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Niggas watching what MJ did without context

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Reminder: it’s better to shit your pants today, than to get your pants shit in tomorrow.

The sauce is also trash😭

I’d rather shoot myself

These were probably epsteins last words 😭😭

My OCs are “woke” in the sense they want to help people 😭

Nah big homie, if you feel you’re the problem it’s lowkey everyone else

With more affordable groceries and less possibility of being nabbed by feds in white vans🙏🏾

Yall stand on business til a nigga named business standing in front of you butt naked with a crack pipe.

“He said no pickles”

My new character Dusty Baggins listening to his jams

They aren’t old, they just had to school uphill, both ways.

This is true, but imagine instead of a toothache, you get a lil hungy, now that’s awful.

And if someone doesn’t need to be in your life…

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Shoot it, don’t hit it, amirite partner.

Was a good summer 🔥

Nah, when a tech company releases the self healing screen and week long battery I will give praise. 😭

The government treating the US as an HOA rn

Septa has cut 32 routes today, oof

Here you go, you’ll need this

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I’ll debate anyone about anything.

Also Sharks are older than trees

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Snails have more teeth than sharks.

Nah, god better protect those niggas that I thought I could trust.

When you go against me on the court, or in sparking zero and think you can win. That’s delusion.